Yeah, I planted beans over the weekend, Marko, even though in the NW, we’re headed towards “the year without a summer.” As soon as they sprout (IF they sprout!), they’ll all be saying, “Hey, dude, WTF were you thinking?! It’s too fracken cold out here! And the pounding rain, you turkey! And the mold! Screw you, I’m gonna die now.”
How about a law that says all American presidents have to have actual American names? Who the hell names their kid Newt??
…at least we know who names their kid Barack. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over electing someone named Barack Hussein Obama and expecting different results him to act differently than all the other Baracks and Husseins and Obamas.
Now we need Eliot Spitzer to jump in. Hey, do you think they would let Madoff out of jail to run as a Republican? That would be like super cool! Bo Derek is a Republican…she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but hey she’s eye candy so let’s get her in the race pronto!
Republicans are pathetic! I’ll bet they even like poor people, blacks, fat and ugly kids, old people and teh gheys now! I’m glad I’m a Tea Party guy! We hate all those people! Michelle Bachman or bust!
All that matters is soil temperature, Jimmy, all that matters is soil temperature. I can’t plant corn for at least another week as I doubt it’s above 70 down there.
I seriously fear that Newton Gingrich could win the pub nomination. Few could out-debate him. The problem is that I doubt he could ever govern as well as he campaigns.
Libs used to hate him as much as they hate Palin, but noone can ever say he’s stupid. They just said he was evil. When he smiles he does look evil, though.
Newt was a legal alien who moved there with her family to find jobs and then got invaded by illegal alien Aliens. Much destruction ensued, but on a smaller scale than if a creature like DamnCat invaded MarkoMancuso’s yard.- Cats in your beans = Bad, VanCamps Cats ‘n Beans = Good.
The PJ Tatler reports that WikiLeak’s makes staff sign a confidentiality agreement and fines and punishes anyone who breaks it. A copy of this agreement was shockingly leaked which prompted Julian Assange to attach his creepy looking body to the leakers face before Ripley could save him.
Even more shockingly, the actor that played Newt in her first role never acted again and is now a school teacher and most likely lives with a cat.
Newt wouldn’t be a bad pick,
if she is conservative.
She knows that evil things, like liberty-stealing bills in Congress, or
hungry aliens mostly come at night,
mostly.
If it is the girl from Aliens, the first time Obama says anything negative about her at a debate, Sigourney Weaver emerges from backstage in a robotic forklift suit and screams:
Newt’s Silky Pony look ain’t cuttin’ it! And I will never forget his sessions on the sofa with Pelosi to sell us all the scam of Global Warming! That’s what all Conservatives should be doing! Reaching across the aisle to find the most repulsive human being alive to do an add with!!!
The kid from Alien would have a better chance of being nominated.
She turned me into a Newt!
I got better.
For some reason…..I laughed my ass off on this!!!!!
Does the Republican party even care about winning a presidential election anymore?
Never have I been prouder of that “No affiliation” on my voter registration form.
I look forward to long, drawn-out explanations from Newt on “what we need to do” that no one listens to and not one of which will be implemented.
The countdown timer on the financial death of our Republic will continue unabated by political rhetoric.
Jimmy, you’re right. But I did plant some beans last night, so at least I won’t starve while I’m broke!
Yeah, I planted beans over the weekend, Marko, even though in the NW, we’re headed towards “the year without a summer.” As soon as they sprout (IF they sprout!), they’ll all be saying, “Hey, dude, WTF were you thinking?! It’s too fracken cold out here! And the pounding rain, you turkey! And the mold! Screw you, I’m gonna die now.”
How about a law that says all American presidents have to have actual American names? Who the hell names their kid Newt??
…at least we know who names their kid Barack. The definition of insanity is
doing the same thing over and overelecting someone named Barack Hussein Obama and expectingdifferent resultshim to act differently than all the other Baracks and Husseins and Obamas.Now we need Eliot Spitzer to jump in. Hey, do you think they would let Madoff out of jail to run as a Republican? That would be like super cool! Bo Derek is a Republican…she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but hey she’s eye candy so let’s get her in the race pronto!
Republicans are pathetic! I’ll bet they even like poor people, blacks, fat and ugly kids, old people and teh gheys now! I’m glad I’m a Tea Party guy! We hate all those people! Michelle Bachman or bust!
Maybe his real name is “Newton” after Sir Issac.
“Newton Leroy “Newt” Gingrich” – Yup, Wikipedia says so.
Wasn’t there a song about Leroy? He was Bad, Bad.
No so sure Madoff should run, but he’d make a great Treasury Sec. Who better to oversee our government’s Spending/Ponzi Scheme.
All that matters is soil temperature, Jimmy, all that matters is soil temperature. I can’t plant corn for at least another week as I doubt it’s above 70 down there.
You mean, this Newt?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaZFfQKWX54
Stick a thermometer in it, Marko. And it’s sounds like we’re all sticking a fork in Newt like he’s done. But remember, he’s better than Obawankenobi.
I seriously fear that Newton Gingrich could win the pub nomination. Few could out-debate him. The problem is that I doubt he could ever govern as well as he campaigns.
Libs used to hate him as much as they hate Palin, but noone can ever say he’s stupid. They just said he was evil. When he smiles he does look evil, though.
Newt was a legal alien who moved there with her family to find jobs and then got invaded by illegal alien Aliens. Much destruction ensued, but on a smaller scale than if a creature like DamnCat invaded MarkoMancuso’s yard.- Cats in your beans = Bad, VanCamps Cats ‘n Beans = Good.
The PJ Tatler reports that WikiLeak’s makes staff sign a confidentiality agreement and fines and punishes anyone who breaks it. A copy of this agreement was shockingly leaked which prompted Julian Assange to attach his creepy looking body to the leakers face before Ripley could save him.
Even more shockingly, the actor that played Newt in her first role never acted again and is now a school teacher and most likely lives with a cat.
Newt wouldn’t be a bad pick,
if she is conservative.
She knows that evil things, like liberty-stealing bills in Congress, or
hungry aliens mostly come at night,
mostly.
Wow, did you see Newt’s hair? Looks like he’s got John Edwards on staff as his hairdresser.
(I know. That’s not nice, but I watched his announcement video and I threw-up in my mouth a little.)
At least Newt doesn’t have the same kind of nutbag followers that Ron Paul has. Could you imagine?
NEWT!!!!
NEWT NEWT NEWT!!!1!!!1!!!
See?
Nancy Pelosi uses eye of Newt in her potions.
Newt was a republican, than he won election and moved to DC.
It could be worse. It could be Mitt. Now how’s that for a weird name? Makes me think his real first name is Mittens.
Mittens! He’s a cop!
If it is the girl from Aliens, the first time Obama says anything negative about her at a debate, Sigourney Weaver emerges from backstage in a robotic forklift suit and screams:
“Get away from her, you BITCH!”
=Awesome!!!
When ole newt cudded with piglousy on the couch, I think he got some on him. You can tell by the face and the constant babling incoherencies.
Newt is trying for the silky pony look.
Good thing global warming is a hoax, Mitt’s and Newt’s hair would have a heck of a time.
Still a douche bag for a Republican is still better than any marxist like the Sasquatch’s husband currently stinking up the white house.
Newt’s Silky Pony look ain’t cuttin’ it! And I will never forget his sessions on the sofa with Pelosi to sell us all the scam of Global Warming! That’s what all Conservatives should be doing! Reaching across the aisle to find the most repulsive human being alive to do an add with!!!