Unemployment has risen yet again, so what’s Obama’s solution? More cheap labor from out of country! Yep, time to talk amnesty again. You ever get the feeling that Obama doesn’t really take any of our big problems seriously? Like recently I heard his response to rising gas prices was to try to end tax breaks on oil companies. And raising operating costs for oil companies will lower gas prices how? And his other suggestion was to buy a hybrid. Great idea; I’ll save on gas using this $40,000 I just happen to have lying around.
Anyway, why bring up amnesty for illegal immigrants now? And you just know it’s a loser issue in how dishonest people excusing illegal immigration are. For one, they always try to group in illegal immigration with legal immigration since illegal immigration is pretty indefensible by itself. And the people for amnesty are always so schizophrenic on whether illegal immigration is a bad thing in the first place. Like Obama is proudly making the ridiculous claim that the border fence has been completed — which suggests keeping out illegal immigrants is a good thing — but then wants us to pass amnesty — which suggests keeping out illegal immigrants isn’t a big deal. Which is it? And the amnesty people are never clear on what their endgame is. Do they want to get rid of borders? Do they want to keep a broken system they can demagogue about? Who knows. No wonder amnesty people are always turning to the racist charge since a coherent argument isn’t an option.
I think people would have a lot more sympathy, though, for illegal immigrants if they were more sorry about it. Like if they all were like, “We’re really sorry to do this, but you have to understand how much Mexico sucks and how nice your country is. You wouldn’t want to live in Mexico.” But instead illegal immigrants are all indignant we even care about this and think they’re owed citizenship. You know, we have plenty of overly-entitled, native-born people I would love to deport, so we don’t need more from out of country.
We can start by sending Hawaiians back to their tiny island country. At least, certain ones.
I like Ron White’s idea, execpt I’d change it; sell Florida to Isreal, buy Mexico and everything south to the Panama Canal. I say just let the military roll south to the Panama Canal, pushing everybody who lives ther south, and then put sharks in the canal.
Why “buy” Mexico. Seal Team 6 led by Warrior Obama could defeat the Mexican Army in 30 minutes! Then we could drive the entire population south of the Panama Canal…wait a minute…Jimmy Carter gave that away…well we can fix that! We shall take it back! We will tell Michell Obama that it is run by fat kids and that will be that!
Then we will start firing Democrats and such into Mexico with the MexiCannon!!! Muwahahahahahah!
No, its really simple and wouldn’t cost that much overall. There are some start up costs, but once the system is running it should start paying for itself..
First, we cut a couple of openings in that wall they built. At those openings we place buildings. Immigrants enter the building and for $108 U.S. dollars, exact change only please, we give everyone who comes through a Social Security Card, National ID Card, and Green Card good for 6 months.
We then explain to the new immigrant that they have a six-month Green Card and they have to renew it in whatever City they wind up every 6 months. If they don’t keep current with their cards they are going to get sent back over the wall with a first-class seat on the Catapult and crash helmets are gonna cost extra.
The immigrants now have all the information needed to get into the county so they are no longer ‘undocumented workers,’ have all the documentation to pay taxes while here which will reduce the argument about being a burden on local resources, and as long as they are working they can keep their green cards current. No job means a trip on the catapult regardless of what state you happen to be in. Yes, we will have to build larger catapults for the more Northerly states, but there is a marketing opportunity here for the catapult builders while they each claim to have the bigger catapult capable of sending more illegals back in one shot.
And the $108 dollar fee for entry is just a guess. We would have to figure out how much exactly to charge since I don’t have current figures on costs for catapults capable of this kind of throwing capacity.
I’m beginning to think Obama thinks all Americans are “amateur” football players for Auburn or Ohio State.
The best way to get the dems to build a border fence and line it with concertina wire and 50mm machine guns is to get Mexicans to start voting for republicans.
(Im looking at you, RNC!)
You all fail to realize the genius of the Preznit. The reason illegals come here, is because Mexico sucks. The Preznit is trying to make America suck as bad as Mexico – at which point, the illegals will all go home. Brilliant!
Frank J. for Preznit.
I thought he finally was relating to me. He mentioned a moat with alligators and I thought, “YES! HE GETS IT NOW!” So sad he was being condescending; that’s so unlike him.
Dear DamnCat,
Do you think you could talk to some of your larger feline friends for us? The ones that roar instead of purring? Do you think they could and would guard the border? The northeast and northwest will pay them in wild caught tuna.
An entitlement mentality pulls down everything it touches. Ive seen it play out from marriage to employment to cultures to military strength to tech development to business models. If I was to point to one major reason in a head to head capitalism (even with all of its flaws) always mops the floor with Marxism it would be the way entitlement mentality destroys Marxism before it even gets off the ground.
I’m working on a different plan. I think we’re looking in the wrong place for security expertise. There have got to be some out of work “security wall experts” in what was the German Democratic Republic. How many East Germans got over the wall over 40 years? 13? 28? Anyway, it wasn’t much, and it wasn’t for a lack of trying. Those East Germans got the job done. No monkeying around. Nope. I’m thinking they could get the job done along the Rio Grande, and then we wouldn’t even need the Mexi-Cannon for illegal aliens. That’d allow us to reserve use of our special cannon exclusively for liberals.
Carolyn – I like your thinking, but sorry, no – it just won’t work. There’s no talking to those big boys – they all think they’re king of the jungle so why should they listen to you? Don’t even try. They’ll just steal your tuna and tell you you’re lucky that’s all they took. They’re like democrats.
Yes, Mr. President lets talk aboout those raaaaaaaaaacists who won’t tear
down the 30 miles of fence along a 500 (?) mile border.
Moron could have had his “Dream of illegal voters Act” when the Dems had control of congress,
but he saved it for campaign demogougery.
I think it’s time to cry “Havoc!” and loose the
Mexi-Cannon ™ !!
Dummies, we just outlaw tamales. Then the Mexican folks won’t want to come here and Mrs.zero will run to their country. It’s a win – win for us.
Let’s Talk Amnesty Again ???
Mmmmmkay. Here’s my postion on it:
“BOOM!”
(Okay to substitute other words, like WHAM!… KABLINGA!… WHAPPA!… SPLAT!… etc.)
Carolyn – Remember, DamnCat is a domestic and doesn’t actually speak the language of wild Felines (or more correctly, ‘Felidae’), so he can’t talk to them. Well, he could try, but they would go like, “Huh? Who is this shrimp?” *SPLAT!*
But in defense of DamnCat, I’m sure he’s a good domestic and he picks his fights carefully, unlike ussjimmycarter.
ok guys I have to confess my great-great-great dionysus o’Irish name was an illegal immagrant. He deserted the british navy and ended up in the hills of ol’ virginney. Whew glad that off my chest. Can I stay since I’ve had an anchor baby?
First, I object to the term illegal immigrant. These “people” are criminal invaders and enemy combatants. These are not good people, they are scum that have consciously broken our laws because they like Tang, Pop Tarts, and really bad television sitcoms.
The only amnesty these people should be accorded is the amnesty of not having the mexicannon pointed toward an active volcano.
The mexicannon will need to be aimed and sighted in by using democrats as target loads (aimed at the active volcano).
Can we put Sasquatch’s husband in the moat to see if the gators are hungry?
Penultimatum actually has the answer. Obama is trying to make America suck more than Mexico and thus Mexicans shall flee this terrible place called America for the paradise of Mexico! And Obama is on-track…WTF!
Obama learned well from Bill Clinton. When you don’t want some to pay attention to something, redirect, reposition and resurrect controversial issues. He knows how people feel about this issue. It’s one he can’t win and his stance is so ludicrous it’s hard to believe he’d go back there. Must be something really awful he’s hiding.
Of course with the Lame stream media we are saddled with today we may never know what it is. Unfortunately for “the ONE” the FLOTUS won’t stand for any bimbo eruptions, so they have to do something else. Poor henpecked president. He should never have let her use his “pair” for earrings. He should have known she’d never give them back.
Ed, no one here cares if you’re an illegal immigrant. But…you’re Irish? Horror of horrors! We all feel so bad for you!
First of all, when you are president, not running for president, and you want to make a policy statement, you go up to the podium and say “Here is the problem, and here is what I intend to do.” You do not screech about how “THOSE guys over THERE want to do THIS, which will KILL KITTENS and MAIM YOUR MOTHER.” He just doesn’t seem to understand the basics of what the job entails.
Second, a really secure border will help Mexico not suck so much, because it will halt the flow of drugs and money and weaponry (although the weapons smuggling may not be as bad as the media portrays). Is that not a good thing? Drive the price of drugs up by creating scarcity and encouraging people to quit or not to take them up — the way the government artifically tries to get us to stop smoking by taxing the crap out of tobacco — and cut off the customers for the narco lords. They may say it can’t be done, but I’d say let’s at least give it a whirl, huh?
Looks like someone’s running out of registered voters that will still vote for him.
Conservatives object to ILLEGAL immigration. For that the press and liberals (redundant) say that we are “anti-immigration.”
Fine.
Liberals oppose enforcing Federal immigration laws, so we should start describing them as “anti-law enforcement.”
Marko, you’re not Irish? (sob) We feel so bad for you ; P (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more)
My Grandfather got a job shoveling coal in a steamer crossing the Atlantic Ocean.
It was either that or get drafted into the Kaiser’s army, which sucked.
It turns out shoveling coal into a boiler 12 hours a day also sucked so when they got to New York, he and a few other guys brought some tools up on deck, told the guy at the gangplank that they needed to take the tools to a blacksmith for repair, then threw the tools into the harbor and ran for it.
Grandpa rode the rails out to the Dakota territory and got a homestead, worked like hell, prospered, got married, raised 8 kids and lived to see my father serve honorably in WWII, fighting against the sons of the guys he probably would have served beside if he hadn’t left Germany.
It’s a funny old world I guess.
Anyway, I’m glad my family doesn’t live in Germany because I can’t speak a word of German, and that would suck.
I’ve quoted you and linked to you here: http://consul-at-arms2.blogspot.com/2011/06/re-lets-talk-amnesty-again.html