Reading my stuff at IMAO is boring, so you can go see a piece of mine at Townhall. Poor Obama is getting all this attention for shooting a terrorist in the head, but that’s not what is intelligent, nuanced presidency is about.
Reading my stuff at IMAO is boring, so you can go see a piece of mine at Townhall. Poor Obama is getting all this attention for shooting a terrorist in the head, but that’s not what is intelligent, nuanced presidency is about.
Keep ’em coming, Frank J. I literally choked with laughter on the line about Obama’s mad desk building skilz.
Hey-oh, is there a way to get you on Redeye? You have a much better biting wit than many of their guests. Think about it. It could be your next step on the path to world domination.
Hey! My stuff is boring, too!
I, like, totally agree, Frank. I was texting my friend Britanny, like, the other day, and when I said Obama is really smart, she was like “No way!” and I was, like, Yes Way! And then she was, like, prove it. And I was, like, well, he’s, like, really smart and he’s done lots of, like, great things for America and, like, he’s really cute and he’s, like, really intellectual. He’s totally, like, really intellectual. So I totally think Obama is totally awesome, you know?
“Everyone keeps asking why Obama doesn’t focus on jobs and the economy and why he won’t reduce the budget, but that’s like watching an Ingmar Bergman film and asking where are the explosions, CGI effects, and giant robots punching each other. ”
Probably the best line in the article. Which is why I avoid Ingrid Bergman films.
Another good column Frank. However, it says you’re an electrical software engineer or something and you blog IMAO in your spare time. Are you the secret identity of The Green Aquanerd? 😉
Psychologists now say being bored is good for you. But you’ve got to be careful about getting too much of a good thing or you’ll starting writing like ussjimmycarter.
Hey, was that a shot? I think that was a shot! That was absolutely a shot! You realize Jimmy that this is war my friend!
War! Bring it!!!! Perhaps today would be a good day to die.
Wrong, yesterday was a good day to die, and perhaps tomorrow will be a good day to die, but it would suck to die today.
Frank J. For President!!!
One thing, we are much more cerbral here at IMAO than the commenters at that other site. You do like us better than them don’t you Frank?! You’re not cheating on us are you?
I was going to tell Basil his stuff IS boring earlier, but I got bored and fell asleep.
Obumbles reminds me of a retard that freaks out when you try to touch his helmet.
Its hard to take Sasquatch’s husband seriously when he starts each speech with “I am not the black Alfred E. Newman”.
I don’t read the Internet, so I can’t read your piece. Someday I’m going to get a computer and then I’ll explore the Interwebs.
Frank
I think the people who comment on your posts on other websites are a little too “Intellectual” to understand your satire. you should just write to all of us here with our low brow humor and under education.
You’re right – your writing IS much more interesting when it’s somewhere else.