Random thought: The only thing more annoying than Apple fanboys is my sister!
Random thought: My sister thinks it’s a good idea for governments to follow the pattern of Italy and tell parents what they can and cannot name their children. Gah! It’s no wonder liberals exist, things are so simple to them! They don’t consider the variables. How will the government what names are “absurd” or “shameful”? How many new bureaus will be formed just to ensure females aren’t named Michael and males aren’t named Lindsay? How much money will be spent on such an unneeded intrusion into our lives? Finally, how did liberalism creap like an itchy red blanket over the mind of my sister, whom I’ve always considered politically ignorant but not politically stupid?
Somewhere in my blog travels today I saw pics of an infant held prone by its mother as a couple TSA alligators frisked it for weapons or explosives, presumably. Horrible, and yet..
On a recent flight from Raleigh RDU to Detroit, there was a 5 month old baby across the aisle one row up, and I did not like the looks of him, no sir, nary one bit. He had a sneaky look, and appeared to be monitoring the positions of the crew at all times. He babbled, as babies will, and some of it sounded vaguely Persian. Worse still was a very suspicious lump in his diaper that apparently got through the TSA search untouched.
I remained vigilant and perhaps he noticed and aborted his evil plan, if terrorist he was, for he never did rush the cockpit. There’s a fine line between ah-goo ga-ga and alihu akbar. Lucky for this kid he didn’t cross it or I’d’ve been on him like ugly on an ape.
Don’t thank me, America. It’s who I am. It’s how I roll.
I have heard it said that the difference between paranoid and prepared is where you are right or wrong. So when the Zombies come we will stop being paranoid and start looking prepared.
“People think you’re crazy if you have a bomb shelter full of food and ammo but when the zombies attack you’ll be EINSTEIN TIMES A MILLION!”
Baah, let them scoff! Those are the same people who will be desperately banging at your bomb shelter door to let them in when the innevitable Zombie Apocalypse happens. “HELP!!! Please open the door and let me in, the Zombies just ate my left foot and are looking to eat my brain next!”
“Finally, how did liberalism creap like an itchy red blanket over the mind of my sister, whom I’ve always considered politically ignorant but not politically stupid?”
You answered your own question there, Marko. To be politically ignorant is to be politically stupid, because ignorance is the fertile soild where the political stupidity that is liberalism takes root and grows.
Marko – Is your sister fat and ugly? If so, she could marry Jimmy and you would be like relatives or something! Family outings to Oregon! Jimmy visiting for months at a time! Obviously they won’t have a place to stay so they will be bunking with you! Sounds like way cool. So like you would both have to change your handles to Marko 1 and Marko 2?
If you watch Panic in the Year Zero, you’ll learn that it’s also important to stockpile medications, or you’ll have to leave the shelter and kill people on your way to save your son.
Back in the day, the government actually helped us out with our bomb shelters. Some years back, the Civil Defense Agency published plans on how to construct a basement bar that doubled as a bomb shelter -or- a bomb shelter that doubled as a bar. Think of the forsight — you’d have all your provisions and weapons, plus, you’d have a fully stocked bar! They didn’t ‘eph around in the sixties.
We already had a zombie attack. Watch any of those May 1st demonstrations. They even have their own network…msnbc.
I was once involved in a group that advocated civil defence. The ciivil defense program was mainly killed by Ted Kennedy. I figure he wanted all of us to have the chances Mary Jo had.
When diapers babies are outlawed, only outlaws will have diapered babies.
Why aren’t the republicans using the TSA abuse as a campaign issue? Too wimpy, I guess,
Only conservatives have bomb shelters and ammo to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. Which is why it won’t last very long. Zombies live on brains, and when the zombies come, all that will be available are marxists and marxists don’t have brains. Zombies kill the marxists and starve to death without food. Crisis solved peacefully.
It may seem like a lot to pay now – but when Microsoft gets done improving it they’ll be able to sell it for nearly half as much.
That’s not quite a half day’s spending under Obama, Frank. You’re thinking Bush.
Random thought: The only thing more annoying than Apple fanboys is my sister!
Random thought: My sister thinks it’s a good idea for governments to follow the pattern of Italy and tell parents what they can and cannot name their children. Gah! It’s no wonder liberals exist, things are so simple to them! They don’t consider the variables. How will the government what names are “absurd” or “shameful”? How many new bureaus will be formed just to ensure females aren’t named Michael and males aren’t named Lindsay? How much money will be spent on such an unneeded intrusion into our lives? Finally, how did liberalism creap like an itchy red blanket over the mind of my sister, whom I’ve always considered politically ignorant but not politically stupid?
Somewhere in my blog travels today I saw pics of an infant held prone by its mother as a couple TSA alligators frisked it for weapons or explosives, presumably. Horrible, and yet..
On a recent flight from Raleigh RDU to Detroit, there was a 5 month old baby across the aisle one row up, and I did not like the looks of him, no sir, nary one bit. He had a sneaky look, and appeared to be monitoring the positions of the crew at all times. He babbled, as babies will, and some of it sounded vaguely Persian. Worse still was a very suspicious lump in his diaper that apparently got through the TSA search untouched.
I remained vigilant and perhaps he noticed and aborted his evil plan, if terrorist he was, for he never did rush the cockpit. There’s a fine line between ah-goo ga-ga and alihu akbar. Lucky for this kid he didn’t cross it or I’d’ve been on him like ugly on an ape.
Don’t thank me, America. It’s who I am. It’s how I roll.
I have heard it said that the difference between paranoid and prepared is where you are right or wrong. So when the Zombies come we will stop being paranoid and start looking prepared.
I stole that but it was too good not to post somewhere. And it’s too long for my facebook update.
Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
…and remember…double-tap to the head.
“People think you’re crazy if you have a bomb shelter full of food and ammo but when the zombies attack you’ll be EINSTEIN TIMES A MILLION!”
Baah, let them scoff! Those are the same people who will be desperately banging at your bomb shelter door to let them in when the innevitable Zombie Apocalypse happens. “HELP!!! Please open the door and let me in, the Zombies just ate my left foot and are looking to eat my brain next!”
“Finally, how did liberalism creap like an itchy red blanket over the mind of my sister, whom I’ve always considered politically ignorant but not politically stupid?”
You answered your own question there, Marko. To be politically ignorant is to be politically stupid, because ignorance is the fertile soild where the political stupidity that is liberalism takes root and grows.
Show us a pic of your bomb shelter, Frank.
No, not the diaper bin.
+1 if it shows Buttercup holding a pump-action 12 gauge.
Marko – Is your sister fat and ugly? If so, she could marry Jimmy and you would be like relatives or something! Family outings to Oregon! Jimmy visiting for months at a time! Obviously they won’t have a place to stay so they will be bunking with you! Sounds like way cool. So like you would both have to change your handles to Marko 1 and Marko 2?
If you watch Panic in the Year Zero, you’ll learn that it’s also important to stockpile medications, or you’ll have to leave the shelter and kill people on your way to save your son.
Back in the day, the government actually helped us out with our bomb shelters. Some years back, the Civil Defense Agency published plans on how to construct a basement bar that doubled as a bomb shelter -or- a bomb shelter that doubled as a bar. Think of the forsight — you’d have all your provisions and weapons, plus, you’d have a fully stocked bar! They didn’t ‘eph around in the sixties.
We already had a zombie attack. Watch any of those May 1st demonstrations. They even have their own network…msnbc.
I was once involved in a group that advocated civil defence. The ciivil defense program was mainly killed by Ted Kennedy. I figure he wanted all of us to have the chances Mary Jo had.
When diapers babies are outlawed, only outlaws will have diapered babies.
Why aren’t the republicans using the TSA abuse as a campaign issue? Too wimpy, I guess,
You’re demented, ussjimmycarter. There’s no way I live in Oregon!
Only conservatives have bomb shelters and ammo to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. Which is why it won’t last very long. Zombies live on brains, and when the zombies come, all that will be available are marxists and marxists don’t have brains. Zombies kill the marxists and starve to death without food. Crisis solved peacefully.
I will not be answering that question, usssjc, if only because our friend Jimmy has well documented your love affair for Hillary and her legs.
Random thought: OMG!! Michael Moore joins Keith Olberman!! Now there’s a pair to draw to.
Keep a well stocked seed vault/green house next to your bunker.
You’ll have to start eating fresh food again someday.