Wolverine’s arch-nemesis is the supervillain Tangerine.
What do you call a doctor who specializes in monkeys jumping on the bed?
If a politician says he has an idea to create jobs, go ahead and tar and feather him now.
So how old is that “World Ends: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit” joke?
To save money, we’ve been using cheap knock off baby shampoo by Johnson Or Johnson.
Obama can’t come up with a debt plan because he has a doctor’s note that says he isn’t allowed to do math.
So the solution to fuel prices is a guy who never had a real job telling engineers how to make cars?
In Mexico, a grandmother is called a “Mother Grande”.
The country has divided into people who understand we can’t keep spending like this and there must be change and useless nitwits.
“Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.” -Will Rogers
The crisis is that our debt is still increasing. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot and in the way.
If they’re “progressives”, how come so many of their arguments are “We’ve always done it this way in the past, so stop questioning it”?
Almost had deal, but GOP had been reading Hunger Games and are demanding something like that from the Dems. Dems expected to cave.
I hope we don’t get a RINO president in 2012, because I’m afraid he won’t cave to conservatives as much as Obama.
Pretend conservatives really seem to oppose the debt deal.
So do we have any plans to ever stop increasing spending so we don’t have to raise the ceiling again, or is that just crazy talk?
If you want nothing more than to see Adrian Brody do a Batman voice, Predators is the movie for you.
Biden’s only purpose is to make Obama look competent in comparison. It’s a tough job, and I think he’s doing admirably.
Government spending being cut is apparently a lot more threatening to some liberals than a skyscraper collapsing.
And grandfathers are called “Macho Grande,” which incidentally is also mountain I’ll never get over.
It could be worse. I’m not quite certain how, but give me some time and I might come up with something.
Creative naming a tried and true liberal method — not to forget that the Bolsheviks (“majority party”) named themselves that, long before they had a majority over what became known as the Mensheviks (“minority party”).
“So do we have any plans to ever stop increasing spending so we don’t have to raise the ceiling again, or is that just crazy talk?”
No and Yes.
We’re “too big to fail.”
Stopping the increase in spending is terrorism. Not increasing the debt ceiling is slavery. Conservatives are jihadists.
Get with the program, Frank. Money is a political commodity, not an economic one.
The only debt-free people in America are those people from the television commercials advertising for scams.
Hey, new career for Obama?
What do you call a doctor who specializes in monkeys jumping on the bed?
Joycelyn Elders?
By the way, our former Surgeoness General now has an endowed professorship named after her:
http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_18597683?nclick_check=1
How old is the joke? As old as political correctness.
Here are some random thoughts about things I never thought I’d see or hear in my lifetime…but have: 1. The fall of the Berlin wall. 2. The collapse of the Soviet Union and the freeing of Eastern Europe. 3. The first black president. 4. And now, most amazing of all, this…from a Democrat. http://www.politico.com/blogs/glennthrush/0811/Reid_Hell_yes_Senate_hast_he_votes.html
“The country has divided into people who understand we can’t keep spending like this and there must be change and useless nitwits.”
Yes, and to the left-wing media those people who understand we can’t keep spending like this are considered “radical extremists.”
I must be a radical extremist because I save a little money every paycheck and do not over extend my self. Yep, that must make me really radical.
We got screwed, folks. Not sure who is worst, greedy Dems or lame-@ssed RINOs.
“What do you call a doctor who specializes in monkeys jumping on the bed?”
Dr. Frank.
“To save money, we’ve been using cheap knock off baby shampoo by Johnson Or Johnson.”
Here’s some shampoo. I couldn’t find any real poo.
I’m a terrorist. Boo! Muwhahahahahahah! I’m now super scary and such. I’m going to start wearing a turbin and saying stuff like Alah Akbar. I think I can carry a sickle too as part of my terrorist (Tea Party) religious liberty!!! I’ll bet the TSA would like let me walk right through security with that baby while giving a Norwegian grandmother of 90 years old a total deep body cavity search!!!! The rest of you are infidels!!!
I heard a news report today about a 6 year old girl who was apprehended by White House security after she managed to slip between the bars in the fence surrounding the White House.
Was she Really a little girl, or one of those sneaky TEA Party Hobbit terrorists I’ve been hearing about?
Something better to remember Aug. 2nd for:
On this day in 1923 Calvin Coolidge was sworn in as President of the United States after the untimely death of Warren G. Harding. Coolidge’s father, who was a public notary, handled the swearing-in process that night by candlelight.
Harding and Coolidge reduced taxes and cut the Federal government nearly in half after WWI, leading to the ‘Roaring 20’s’, a time of unparalleled prosperity…. which ended when the progressives got back into power. (dang it!)
“What do you call a doctor who specializes in monkeys jumping on the bed?”
Rich!!!
The Obama Recession, you bone it, you own it.