Submitted by Bill:
Straight Line of the Day: If King’s Hawaiian Rolls are not made in Hawaii and Moon Pies are not made on the moon, what else is there that’s not made where the name implies?
King’s Hawaiian Misleads About Where Its Rolls Are Made, Lawsuit Claims
NY Post | 12/29/2020 | Rebecca Rosenberg and Jorge Fitz-GibbonKing’s Hawaiian sweet rolls are not Hawaiian enough, a new lawsuit charges.
The class-action suit, filed Friday in Manhattan federal court, accuses the maker of the popular baked products of defrauding consumers by suggesting they’re still made in the Aloha State.
In fact, they’re made in California.
“King’s Hawaiian has been known as the most authentic purveyor of its eponymous Hawaiian rolls,” Long Island attorney Spencer Sheehan, who filed the lawsuit on behalf of a Yonkers man and others, told The Post on Tuesday.
“Unfortunately, they’re labeling gives consumers the impression that it’s made in Hawaii,” he said. “It’s not.”
The lawsuit names Yonkers resident Robert Galinsky as the chief plaintiff.
Sicilian pizza
Chesapeake Bay candles are actually made in Massachusetts
Baby Oil contains very few actual babies.
Neatsfoot oil is actually quite sloppy.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle
Carter’s liver pills
Buffaloes do not have wings, and it’s not buffalo meat.
Democrats are not democratic.
Little Debbie cakes are actually made by Very Large Debbie
The cakes are little as the name implies.
Starkist has no stellar matter in it. Sorry DamnCat.
Stealing from Wednesday Adams-
Girl Scout cookies do not contain even trace levels of girl scouts.
The same could be said of Five Guys Burgers….
Expect a lot of run-offs votes for the Georgia Senate races to originate outside Georgia.
Grauman’s Chinese Theater is in Hollywood.
Hidden Valley Ranch
If King’s Hawaiian Rolls are not made in Hawaii and Moon Pies are not made on the moon, what else is there that’s not made where the name implies?
Old El Paso salsa.
African-American Kamala Harris comes from Jamaica.
Local news…
Moonshine…
Sirius radio signals originate on earth, not the Sirius star system.
Leg Humper Stout is fortunately not aptly named.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/31-truly-unfortunate-food-product-names
Here is a list of amusing, ill-named products
…Kentucky Fried Chicken isn’t made from chickens.
Let’s stick a question mark pin in that one.
It’s not made in Kayntuk, either.
If King’s Hawaiian Rolls Are Not Made in Hawaii and Moon Pies Are Not Made on the Moon, What Else Is There That’s Not Made Where the Name Implies?……….
…..Crackers – they’re not made in FL.
What part of the dog do you think hotdogs are made from?
…and no bears were ever harmed by the making of bearclaws.