There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist…
Shouting, “There is no court we’ll be tried in!”
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist…
Grasping all of the speeches he lied in…
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared . . .trunalimunumaprzure!
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared “There’s no ‘side’ in ‘decidin’ !”
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared . . .”everyone’s beers will be cried in”.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared . . .”in the biblical ‘Beast’ I be ridin'”.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared . . “Don’t compare me to a midden!”
“Arbeit macht freiden!”
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist…
Shouting, “There is no court we’ll be tried in!”
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist…
Grasping all of the speeches he lied in…
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared . . .trunalimunumaprzure!
…”I pull down my pants for ice slidin’ “
“My administration’s the S. S. Poseidon!”
“Can’t speak because my brain is so fried in”
“Unity is best achieved by dividin’ ”
“Hunter’s no one that I can take pride in”
…you know, the thing.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared
“Off the rails we be ridin’
Ah, I just thought of one:
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared “There’s no ‘side’ in ‘decidin’ !”
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared . . .”everyone’s beers will be cried in”.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared . . .”in the biblical ‘Beast’ I be ridin'”.
These are the boots truth died in.
I’m the monster in the closet your little girl cried in.
They re-animate, when they need me risin’.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Whose idea of speaking was hidin’.
But he couldn’t resist;
And he made a wee fist
And declared . . “Don’t compare me to a midden!”
…In that big White House I’m residin’
…I don’t care if she is a Doctor, I ain’t coming out til I get my pudding and pie.