Straight Line of the Day: Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are… Posted by Oppo on 5 March 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Congress has now decided that their pet National Guardsmen and -women are…
…going to make sammiches for Congress – good ones, not the ones they feed the National Guard. 3 Reply to this comment
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are… only 75% Neanderthal. 2 Reply to this comment
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are… no longer TDY. (but still must be tidy.) Reply to this comment
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are… no longer allowed to vote. (what kind of a job allows you to pick your boss?) 2 Reply to this comment
Troops will be allowed to vote, although to save their time designated Congressional Commissars will fill them out for them. In triplicate. 2 Reply to this comment
Congress has now decided that their pet National Guardsmen and -women are… useful after all. 1 Reply to this comment
Now required to take the Pelosi Oath. Same idea although it’s not in German like that Hitler oath. 2 Reply to this comment
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are… Well able to survive on a diet of raw chicken and metal shavings while sleeping in a parking garage with one restroom. 2 Reply to this comment
… to be quartered in the homes of local residents. They will get around the 3rd Amendment prohibition by insisting that these people aren’t real soldiers… 4 Reply to this comment
I would think they would get around the Constitution in their usually way, simply ignore it. What is anyone gonna do about it? Storm the Capitol? 2 Reply to this comment
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are… to be ticketed for taking up parking spaces in the garage. 5 Reply to this comment
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are… capable of building an entire army of Large Wooden Badgers. Reply to this comment
…not allowed to laugh at a confused looking John Kerry when he throws somebody’s medals over the fence. …(and) must allow new volunteer, Jane Fonda, to man one of the anti-aircraft guns. 1 Reply to this comment
..to be spayed and nurtured.
…going to make sammiches for Congress – good ones, not the ones they feed the National Guard.
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are…
only 75% Neanderthal.
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are…
no longer TDY. (but still must be tidy.)
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are…
no longer allowed to vote. (what kind of a job allows you to pick your boss?)
gotta clamp down before they unionize.
Troops will be allowed to vote, although to save their time designated Congressional Commissars will fill them out for them. In triplicate.
Congress has now decided that their pet National Guardsmen and -women are…
useful after all.
Now required to take the Pelosi Oath. Same idea although it’s not in German like that Hitler oath.
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are…
Well able to survive on a diet of raw chicken and metal shavings while sleeping in a parking garage with one restroom.
… to be quartered in the homes of local residents. They will get around the 3rd Amendment prohibition by insisting that these people aren’t real soldiers…
I would think they would get around the Constitution in their usually way, simply ignore it. What is anyone gonna do about it? Storm the Capitol?
…still useful as photo-op backdrops.
suitable for quartering in a van down my the river.
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are…
to be ticketed for taking up parking spaces in the garage.
Congress Has Now Decided That Their Pet National Guardsmen and -Women Are…
capable of building an entire army of Large Wooden Badgers.
…not allowed to laugh at a confused looking John Kerry when he throws somebody’s medals over the fence.
…(and) must allow new volunteer, Jane Fonda, to man one of the anti-aircraft guns.