Straight Line of the Day: Disney World has updated its ‘Hall of Presidents’ to include a new animatronic Joe Biden. Part of the show…
Straight Line of the Day: Disney World has updated its ‘Hall of Presidents’ to include a new animatronic Joe Biden. Part of the show…
… features panicked techs trying to run down the latest glitches…
and pulling the plug from the psakit.
… has the President inexplicably asking the audience for a dollar…
… follows the on-going drama between Team Jill and Team Kamala…
… has Joe randomly plagiarizing bits from the other presidents…
“Everybody says I’m as Taft as can be!”
Sniffs the animatronic little girl, kisses the animatronic boy on the mouth. Disney clams it’s sooooo lifelike.
… has Joe repeatedly asking for “the lunch codes”, and wondering when the hard cap goes into effect…
Every 10 minutes pivots, looks at Trump statue and recording says “Shut up man”.
….and even though it’s a robot it’s still more life like than the real Joe Biden.
…he and animatronic Gerald Ford compete at negotiating stairs – hilarity ensues.
includes a hard lid on anything after 10AM and a soft lid on anything before that.
. . . every time animatronic Joe mumbles something, animatronic KamaLOL laughs at it
. . . visitors have to pay the extra 10% for the Big Guy once they get past the JeCovid Witnesses at the entrance. And another 10% due to inflation.
. . . Hunter paint-by-number sets are sold in the gift shop.
…the third arm coming out of Joe’s butt, as a vaccination side-effect.
…his speech was loaded so he was speaking backwards, but the techs left it like that because it made more sense that way.
“I parried Baal”
Hey!
Perhaps Walrus was one of those who got that~~~
Turn me on, Opp Man…
Dead man. Obscury Candidate!
Now, I know perfectly well Bob B is not the Walrus. You’ve been at lager-heads too often.
And, no, you can’t have a dollar.
Lager-heads? I steadfastly refuse to engage in any beer summitry, unless you forthwith distribute the filthy lucre…
The robot’s hair plugs were taken from the same Pomeranian that Joe’s hair came from.
For a donation to the DNC you can feed it play-doh that looks like pudding.
Trivia: Biden’s display cost the least of all the Presidents, since they just have to run old Max Headroom videos.
Cost savings: Animatronic Joe also used in “It’s a Smell World” and “Captain Eyew.”
At this point, shouldn’t we be calling him “Anthropomorphic Joe”?
Major Polks Trump, Trumps Pierce, Pierces Johnson
…includes a reenactment of him being clumsily installed.
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Wait…do you mean installed at Disney or at The White House?
…Joe’s groping hand with the Kung Fu grip.
…watching confused media members interviewing the “suddenly intelligible and invigorated politician” when the real Joe periodically bursts in and shoots it while in a jealous rage, then kidnaps his wife.
Re #1:
Upper-G.I. Joe
Ewww.
…features randomly assembled 5-second clips of Biden’s actual voice. No one can tell the difference.
How far technology has come.! Disney’s Animatronic Joe, or POTUS Animatronic Joe. Until POTUS Animatronic falls down, I dare you to tell them apart.
Well, one has wires and external signals constantly tripping him up. The other is Disney’s.
One’s second banana is F***ing Goofy. The other is Disney’s.
One promotes Peter Pan and gets its gun-control message from Bambi. The other is Disney.
If Biden is ousted, You can still see the robot. Show-Biz Pizza at 25th and Divine
Dominoes Have Not Fallen