From the audio files:
1) “…If Romney ends up as the nominee, I hope he has to earn it, and I hope he doesn’t get it soon. I hope he has to go the whole length [of the primary process] to get it. Because he’s got to be pulled in our direction. He’s got to be KEPT in our direction once we pull him there…”
2) “…The liberals hate the fact… that there are successful, conservative, black men and women who dare to make the ultimate offense of thinking for themselves, of being self-sufficient, or that dare… to leave the plantation of government dependency…”
3) “…Have you ever seen a group of reporters who had such an attitude, just on their faces? A group of reporters who just detested being in the presence of Republicans…”
4) “…So you’ve got two Cain accusers. This one connected with the Obama regime, this one a serial accuser. This is political assassination, my dear friends, and you’re never going to know the truth of the matter – you weren’t there. So you’ve gotta judge the people by their character, by their conduct, by what we DO know about them…”
More audio clips here.
And for those who would rather read than listen, gems-a-plenty:
1) “Anybody who criticizes the media, sort of gives them an on-air spanking during these debates, you’re gonna like that person. But don’t be seduced by that stuff. They must also prove they hold solid conservative values.”
2) “You know, the left is having a complete cow, my friends, about Herman Cain’s endurance. They don’t even begin to understand it.”
3) “In the debates, did you see Mitt Romney looking at Jim Cramer while he was screaming these questions like he was an insect that just crawled out from under a rock?”
4) “Are any of these Republicans a perfect candidate? No. We don’t have a perfect candidate. But ya wanna know something? The Democrats don’t have a perfect candidate either.”
5) “A big kerfluffle has been made out of the fact that Hermain Cain referred to Pelosi as ‘Princess Nancy’ (Maybe that’s abuse! Maybe she’s offended! Maybe SHE’LL file a complaint!). But that’s what most Americans think of Nancy Pelosi, anyway. When Cain says things like that, he just scoops up more money and more support.”
6) “The East-Coast RINO Republican crowd are the ones supporting Romney, but they don’t ever come into contact with regular people, unless they’re being served breakfast by them in a restaurant or in first class.”
7) “We seem to have, under this administration, a bad habit of aiding these companies that make things we don’t need and that can’t compete in the free market.”
8) “These pictures of Jimmy Carter building homes in Haiti in his denim & neckerchief – this is the left’s vision for you. When you are 87, you better have a hammer in your hand, you better be put to work, you better have some gloves on, or they’re going to take your medications away.”
9) “If Cain looks like he’s having a hard time responding to these baseless accusations, it’s because he’s not a smooth, practiced, polished, experienced liar like Bill Clinton. Which is why people like him.”
10) “The Obama administration is as transparent as a cement wall in North Korea.”
That first audio clip: some sound advice on disaster-preparedness. It’s like one of those old Civil Defense “Duck and Cover” films on what to do in the event of a Romney presidency.
Sometimes we need to be strong enough to think the unthinkable.
Note: the debate referred to in some of these is last week’s Michigan debate on the economy, not the defense debate from over the weekend.

Seems to me one of the hundreds of remaining events must be taking place in IMAO World Headquarters, where the reporters would at least show some respect on principle. It would give Frank J. an opportunity to plug his book, too! Win win!
Democrats hit Cain with their most powerful weapon and he is still standing, still taunting them with a smile. The charge of a black man sexually assaulting white women should have destroyed his reputation with Republicans, who we all know are racists and can’t bear the thought of a black man even occupying the same room as a white woman. The first hit staggered him a bit – the second barely phased him – the rest had no noticeable impact at all. How can that be? It can be because people look at Cain’s personal integrity and don’t believe the charges – or they think back to the excuses created to defend democrat politicians and figure Cain is entitled to the same.
It’s like when Clint Eastwood gets shot by Ramón Rojo at the end of Fist Full of Dollars. Ramón knows the man should be dead – he can’t fathom how he keeps standing. The stranger even taunts Ramón to try again. But more of the same has no effect. That’s not a perfect analogy. I was also thinking of comparing this to Act II of Peter Pan where Tinker Bell is saved by the audience’s belief in fairies – but that would be too ghey.
DamnCat… the Peter Pan analogy applies far more aptly to our current POTUS, I mean TOTUS.
storm1911 – I disagree. If Obama were to play the part of Tinker Bell today the clapping would be decidedly sporadic and unenthusiastic.
I hope Doug Urbanski can continue…he’s very, very good.
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