I hear they’re planning a darker, grittier reboot of Se7en.
Basically the debates are Romney laughing away while everyone self-destructs around him.
I’d say foreign policy is the only place where Obama hasn’t performed beneath my low expectations.
How about the shake things up a bit and get some interesting moderators like Simon Cowell and Mr. T.
Debate Question: “If you had to nuke someone, who would it be?”
Paul: “The Constitution says nothing about nukes, so I would trade them all for gold.”
Santorum: “If we’re going to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, we first have to take on gay marriage…”
Bachmann: “A woman came up to me and said her daughter getting injected with Gardasil caused Islamists to get nukes.”
Debate Question: “If you were given the opportunity to strangle one dictator, who would it be?”
Debate Question: “Obama pronounces it ‘POCK-istan’. Will you vow not to do that?”
Debate Question: “Which color Angry Bird would you most closely identify you military strategy with?”
If you waterboard someone enough, they’ll admit it’s not torture.
If we’re against pouring water on KSM, we’re not taking this very seriously.
They weren’t booing, they were chanting, “Boo-untsman!”
They should make a series of Newt explaining things to idiot moderators.
I would love to see Newt lecture Obama.
Americans hate answers about letting evil abide, no matter how practical that is.
Foreign aid is only 1% of the budget? Only 1%… of trillions?
No one treats the federal budget like it’s actual money. Where else would ever see someone say, “That’s only a hundred million.”?
Is Arab Spring a competing soap to Irish Spring?
Why do these debates never have a riddle competition?
What’s Lindsey Graham doing in a Republican debate?
Buttercup thinks hitting herself in the head with my iPad is hilarious. I can’t prove her wrong.
Is Arab Spring a competing soap to Irish Spring?
NO, soap is expressly forbidden under Sharia Law.
Arab Spring acutally leaves you dirtier.
My foreign policy would be all the Angry Birds, since a variety of killing devices is important, but if I had to pick one it would be the big red one–twenty pounds of angry in a one-pound bird.
Irish spring is soap, Arab Spring is code for C4. So they are really only the same thing to hippies and Tyler Durden
Mxymaster had a great idea in Harvey’s “The Week In Doug” segment: a Presidential Debate at IMAO’s World Headquarters. We could do it right here as a mock debate – where we mock all the candidates.
Moderator: “Speaker Gingrich, why did you sit on that couch with Speaker Pelosi?”
Gingrich: “A better question might be, why is your face so ugly? When the press can ask better questions, get back to me.”
Moderator: “Mr. Cain, did you have sexual relations with any of those women?”
Cain: “And how about you? Are you still beating your wife?”
Debate question: President Obama, after watching a full season of The Living Dead, why do still support zombies in the military? You said you praises corpsemen.
“I hear they’re planning a darker, grittier reboot of Se7en.”
Let’s just say, it won’t be a head in the box.
Sure, I’ll call it by its proper name: How-does-it-feel-for-the-US-and-India-to-have closer-ties-istan?
And I won’t need a telepropter to spell it out phonetically for me.
Why don’t we just ask how many states are in the Unites States and go from there?
I remember a brief or Q and A Obama was doing about Pakistan many moons ago. He used both pronunciations, leading me to believe he thinks it makes him sound SMRT using that weird pronunciation.
you know…I just don’t get it.
It’s like every Republican candidate drank some stupid juice one night and agreed to play 20 rounds of “gotcha” with the liberal press…
are we putting together a debate team or electing a president? Isn’t great debating what got us our current President? A Harvard wonk that can’t make a decision until it’s about a week too late?
I think 20 debates is just enough to get everyone sick of all the candidates, produce enough gaffes to make everyone look stupid and catch every candidate in a contradictory sound bite….it’s like some genius Democrat strategist came up with it!
@ Son of Bob
Fist, you get a box.
Then, you cut a hole in the box…