[High Praise! to Steve]
See, THIS is why Obama personally called Sandra Fluke.
Because, as everyone knows, the slut vote is critical to winning elections.
At least in Russia:
How The Kremlin Is Using Sex To Sell Putin
I’m kinda torn on whether I want American campaign commercials to head in this direction. On the one hand, it makes it a little more interesting when you’re stuck watching live TV because you’re watching the program you’re recording and the show catches up to “live” on your DVR.
On the other hand, there’s that really skanky feeling you’d get having to think of sex and Newt Gingrich at the same time.
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It’s every liberals worst fear that sexy girls would be introduced to political campaigns. Have you seen what liberal women look like? Can you say Fluke?
If I wanted a fluke, I’d look inside a Kennedy’s liver.
From the related link about
Russian Bill Clintona man who fondled breasts on the street: “Video is good, summer-time and positive.”Did the Japanese teach the Russians English?
My life now has meaning!
What kind of woman finds Putin attractive? That’s a real head-scratcher. They guy’s a cold fish.
On the other hand, the Russian slüts are probably meant to convince Russian men that Putin is their man.
“Cold”? Yes.
Or as women would describe him: “strong and mysterious”.
Plus he’s in excellent shape for his age, and has the stern yet plain fatherly looks of Patrick Stewart.
So, to answer your question: “women with daddy issues”
Or perhaps I should phrase that “to the degree that a woman has daddy issues”
Putin is a cheap dictator. But Russian broads are famous for getting naked for cheap.
I’m rather disgusted that even cats are familiar with the special discipline of females in Russia.
I don’t know, the idea of having sex with Lord Voldemort has never been appealing to me. Of course I’ve never thought of it before and actually I think I’d rather be boiled in oil or drawn and quartered after having my mind scrubbed out with bleach.
Mixing sex with national political campaigns is the single cheapest way to provide universal contraceptive services.
The left has always had the slut vote, they don’t need to advertise for it. “Eff around as much as your drunken desires drive you to do, then scrape out your womb on the Catholic Church’s dime.” The sweet siren call to the depraved – after all, sluttiness is all about instant gratification, and NOT about enduring the consequences. “Life without consequences” – slogan of The American Left.
(Sorry, extra crabby this morning. I want my freakin’ hour of sleep back!)