Random Thoughts

Any day now, Obama is going to be attacked by a rabbit.

Maybe trampling over religious liberty because a Georgetown student is too cheap to buy her own contraception isn’t a great idea.

Was a politically connected woman from an elite law school really the best needy case they could come up with?

This whole contraception fiasco has cost the GOP about 5 or 6 votes.

According to Critical Race Theory, a dog would beat a cheetah in a long distance race.

One of the most controversial issues in Critical Race Theory is a running match between the Flash and Superman.

One of the most covered topics in Critical Race Theory is Sonic the Hedgehog.

How did I eat food before I knew about putting Sriracha on everything?

I can’t even think of anything that doesn’t sound better with Sriracha on it.

Well this primary thing ain’t ending anytime soon, is it?

24 Comments

  1. You do realize that if Obama (or any other Democratic politician) is attacked by a rabbit in the next few months, your post will be evidence that right wing hate speech incites violence by rabbits.

  2. “Well this primary thing ain’t ending anytime soon, is it?”

    Nope. Romany is holding on to a slim majority of delegates over the other three’s combined. If Santorum or Gingrich win a couple more states and the rest split, it could deadlock.

  3. The Sriracha we are all familiar with (the one with the rooster and green squirt top) is a great American success story. David Tran, started life as a farmer in a village near Saigon. He escaped Vietnam in 1978 as one of the “boat people” refugees. He eventually made his way to the US where founded Huy Fong Foods in 1980. The company is still owned and run by the Tran family.

    How good is it? So good it has been the victim of counterfeiters.

  4. “Was a politically connected woman from an elite law school really the best needy case they could come up with?”

    It’s really rather humorous that they couldn’t even come up with a hot girl to promote free sex.

  5. Never heard of Siriracha. I assume from the comments it is some sort of hot sauce. I prefer cholula.

    Also, what is critical race theory? Some sort of racist crap theory like evolution? Fake science sure has a lot of bigots in it.

  6. The Critical Race Theory was discredited when it was discovered that no Critics were physically capable of completing a race longer than fifty feet.

    As for Vietnamese Rooster Sauce, that’s old news here in Rockheadville, as we are just a stone’s throw away from Rosemead, which is where they make the stuff.

  7. I, for one, am rather critical of most race theories. For example, DNA studies show as much – or more – diversity between black populations as between white and black ones. We seem to all have distant cousins just about everywhere. And skin color is a function of Latitude.

    Wait. Is that what people are talking about?

  8. @15: DamnCat:” I’m just happy that I’m not related to any of you.”

    Are you SURE ??!! Batman and Catwoman seemed to have a sexual tension thing going on…maybe the Bat Cave saw the leotards come off both of them ! (Don’t even ask where Alfred and “The Boy Wonder” were…)

  9. Critical race theory: If you eat enough Sriracha, you will run a race to ….

    I really feel sorry for leftists women, because they all look like that.

    Even a hippie would look pkay in a Nuke the Moon shirt. well at leats the shirt would look good.

    Are cats extra tasty with Sriracha?

  10. Motivational Comment:

    1816 His family was forced out of their home. He had to work to support them.
    1818 His mother died.
    1831 He failed in business.
    1832 He ran for state legislature – lost.
    1832 Also lost his job – wanted to go to law school but couldn’t get in.
    1833 Borrowed some money from a friend to begin a business and by the end of the year he was bankrupt. He spent the next 17 years of his life paying off this debt.
    1834 Ran for state legislature again – won.
    1835 Was engaged to be married, his fiancee died and his heart was broken.
    1836 He had a total nervous breakdown and was in bed for six months.
    1838 He sought to become the speaker of the state legislature – defeated.
    1840 He sought to become elector – defeated.
    1843 He ran for Congress – lost.
    1846 He ran for Congress again – this time he won – went to Washington and did a good job.
    1848 He ran for re-election to Congress – lost.
    1849 He sought the job of land officer in his home state – rejected.
    1854 He ran for Senate of the United States – lost.
    1856 He sought the Vice-Presidential nomination at his party’s national convention – got less than 100 votes.
    1858 He ran for U.S. Senate again – again he lost.
    1860 He was elected president of the United States.
    (Abraham Lincoln)

    All that and he hunted vampires too? What a guy!

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