We’ll be turning on the lights all day to make up for the hippies turning off the lights for one hour.
I think we’ll win that battle.
And why would we do this?
Because, as Rebecca “Newt” Jorden once said, “it’ll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night… mostly.”
She also said, “My Mommy said there were no monsters, no real ones, but there are.”
Apparently Mommy never met anyone who celebrated Earth Hour.
Hippies think they’re safe in the dark but we can still smell them at 20 yards.
Haha, next Saturday is a gun show. I’ll be buying a Garand, seems appropriate.
The world won’t notice any difference. Hippies have been in the dark for fifty years.
I have a stockpile of incandescent bulbs, and I’m willing to burn through half of them to really celebrate Earth Hour in style.
All-time favorite movie. Watched it a billion times. Of course, if Obama wins reelection, we’ll all be forced to give Hudson’s “Game Over” speech. That day, of course, may come even sooner if the SC doesn’t strike down Obamacare.
Insty refers to Saturday’s lights-on counterprotest as “Human Achievement Hour”. I like the idea of a full days-worth of conspicuous consumption better. Stupid granola-munching hippies. They’d love for us all to return to living in straw huts…with no violent video games (all of which have the same basic subtext: punching hippies is fun).
…so, all the liberals will be sitting in their parents’ basement playing X-Box in the dark. What’s the difference?
Aliens should be really popular with the Apple fans after her sneaky product placement shilling when she said “iFirmative.”
I’m going to turn on my grill and burn up an entire tank of propane… Maybe it will help the ice caps melt faster so I get some beach front property here in TN…
Sigh. One day a year, the hippies conserve electricity. I wish they would turn off their computers for 364 days a year and skip showers only one day.
If earth hour is at 2:00 PM, I’ll turn off my lights.
Celebrate human achievement by counting, reading, working or playing. Things no machine could do until we taught them how!
““Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying “Blood…blood…blood…blood…”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.