I don’t know. I’d say raccoons can be admired from a few feet away as you stand in the doorway telling them in your best mom voice that they they need to leave the garbage bag alone until you’ve had time to take it to the bin. They have a very cute sheepish waddle for 20+ pounds of fluff.
So, “Cuddles” is the name of IMAO’s EMU mascot? This is all new to me.
Is it male, or female? What and how often do you feed it? Do you take it for walks on a leash? Does it sleep on the floor or have its own bed? Does it know its own name and come when called? Does it crap outside or in a giant litter box?
Emu: “I’ve been slighted again and I’m so mad I could peck someone’s eyeball out.”
Interesting
A litter of puppies…
A gaze of raccoons…
A flamboyance of flamingos…
A congress of slugs.
Can Tribbles be categorized in B?
A shove of Asians
A brat of snow borders
A rash of prostitutes
I recommend staying away from prostitutes that have a rash.
Or at least ask for a discount.
Slugs
More Slugs
Gutless Slugs
Maggots
Democrats
That’s redundant.
(D) Those that shouldn’t be admired:
Bears
Camels
Porcupines
Sea Lions
Komodo Dragons
Moles
Monkeys
Canadian Geese
Wild Turkeys
Asian Boars
Those that are tasty:
Cows
Chickens
Pigs
I don’t know. I’d say raccoons can be admired from a few feet away as you stand in the doorway telling them in your best mom voice that they they need to leave the garbage bag alone until you’ve had time to take it to the bin. They have a very cute sheepish waddle for 20+ pounds of fluff.
Those that should be avoided:
Sharks
Giant squid
Puffer fish
Jellyfish
Gar
Giant catfish
Piranha
Pelosi worms
via GIPHY
Me wants cuddles….
or else.
So, “Cuddles” is the name of IMAO’s EMU mascot? This is all new to me.
Is it male, or female? What and how often do you feed it? Do you take it for walks on a leash? Does it sleep on the floor or have its own bed? Does it know its own name and come when called? Does it crap outside or in a giant litter box?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I’ll cuddle the emu, but I’ll have a trash can lid in the other hand. Also, baby emu’s are totally cuddly. “Gary GARY Gary, the Baby Emu”-Ozzyman