Another attempt on Trump’s life occurs early in his term.
Was it Iran? Was it the FBI? Was it the CIA, the NSA, the Clinton’s, Don Lemon, Stormy, Maxine Waters, or just the deep state? No one finds out.
Something happens → Everyone surprised
Something happens → Some people surprised
Something happens → No one surprised
Nothing happens → Everyone surprised
Nothing happens → Some people surprised
Nothing happens → No one surprised
Bud-Light makes real amends with Americans and becomes the number one beer again.
Autocorrect quits changing the word you wanted into something else.
Bear goggles!
No concentration camps for liberals, trans, and journalists 🙁
Another attempt on Trump’s life occurs early in his term.
Was it Iran? Was it the FBI? Was it the CIA, the NSA, the Clinton’s, Don Lemon, Stormy, Maxine Waters, or just the deep state? No one finds out.
Now, if I told you, it wouldn’t be a surprise then, would it?
Which store(s)? I don’t wanna miss ’em.
Nothing happens, everyone surprised.
That won’t happen.
I’m surprised.
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
Something happens → Everyone surprised
Something happens → Some people surprised
Something happens → No one surprised
Nothing happens → Everyone surprised
Nothing happens → Some people surprised
Nothing happens → No one surprised
Regardless → I’m sick of Congress. ✅