Sounds like some reparations are in order. I bet Grammar Prison is awful because I heard they force people to eat one can of Alphabet Soup per day just to rub it in psychologically.
I think while he was in that they’re grammar prison, he should of learned there rules, so he could of gotten out have their sooner. Too years should of been plenty two be in jail, and it’s to bad his sentence was that long.
Sounds like some reparations are in order. I bet Grammar Prison is awful because I heard they force people to eat one can of Alphabet Soup per day just to rub it in psychologically.
Whoa, Big G in the house!
I dunno what happened.
I heard he was forced to work a job there adding Oxford commas to manuscripts…
… and fashioning poetic license plates.
He was released after a finding that homophones were no longer considered deviant…
I heard that while he was in there, besides the normal ways (Noun, Verb, Adjective, etc.) he invented 7 new ways to use the F word.
I think while he was in that they’re grammar prison, he should of learned there rules, so he could of gotten out have their sooner. Too years should of been plenty two be in jail, and it’s to bad his sentence was that long.
“That’s our new assistant professor of English!”