Teach a man to fish, & you’ll have a helluva time banning fishing.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) January 8, 2013
Elvis was born on this day. So was David Bowie. Wow, there seems to be a pattern. Wait, so was R. Kelly. Never mind.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) January 8, 2013
I’d write a novel about a baker who casts spells by slicing dough in different shapes, but it would be dismissed as “cookie-cutter fantasy.”
— Eric James Stone (@EricJamesStone) January 9, 2013
LinkedIn has suddenly undergone a jump in social acceptance. It’s the gay marriage of things you press “Yes” to make go away.
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) January 9, 2013
If the cookies were bundled for shipment with diabolic entity, it would be yet another one of them “packed with the Devil” stories.
OK, I’m going now….