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United States Ready To Declare War On The Sun
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You hear that, Moon? YOU’RE NEXT!!!!!!
This sounds like something…
One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America
would actually think is possible.
First they came for the sun. And, I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a giant gaseous ball of flame…
well they might as well declare war on the Sun seeing as they declared War on GOD decades ago