It’s snowing in New York, if any eccentric billionaires want to hunt a girl for sport someplace balmy.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) March 25, 2013
When one door closes, another door opens. I need a new car.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) March 25, 2013
As an extremely white guy, I can’t tell you how exhausting it is to have to pretend that I’m not hearing popular rap songs for the 1st time.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) March 25, 2013
Guys, a lot of women won’t like it if your house isn’t very tidy or if it’s full of skeletons and rope.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) March 25, 2013
Hey @jimcarrey can u prove to me that your anti-vaccine panic hasn’t led to more deaths than rifles?
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 25, 2013
The two Popes aren’t going to sword fight with so many people around. They’re going to wait & do it at night in a garage or something.
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) March 25, 2013
Frank, most of the time, I don’t know what’s funnier, the people you quote or the way you arrange the post’s title to make it semi-sensible in a non-nonsensical sort of way.
I agree, Jimmy. I would like to see a tidy vaccine pope.