Description from Firebox.com
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You don’t want another pair of tired brown corduroy shufflers to roam around in. You want to slide your weary feet into the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered piece of footwear you ever set eyes on – the Killer Bunny Slippers.
Known throughout Camelot as the fearsome Rabbit of Caerbannog, it may look like a relatively innocuous fluffy critter with a flappy little gaping mouth but we warn you it’s got a vicious streak a mile wide. It’s a killer! He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
Plant your feet in his warm, plush belly and you become the master of this wicked creature. Now you can keep your toes toasty and strike fear into all those who cross your path.
Thinking about buying them? GET ON WITH IT!
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You can also purchase as an accessory the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
… And the LORD spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
I’ve had a pair for two years and I am wearing them as I type this message!
Oh, no! There are two of them? We’re doomed!