Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Department of Homeland Security’s mission has been expanded to include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Department of Homeland Security’s mission has been expanded to include…
…harassing conservative commentators while traveling.
…enhanced “cultural sensitivity” during screening, focusing on “bitter clingers’ instead of bomb bringers…
…expanded to include surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Their two mission expansions are fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency. Their three mission expansions are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency. And a fanatical devotion to the President. Their four… no… Amongst their expansion are missions such as fear, surprise….
…laying on the beach and monitor the rising and falling tides.
…enforcing Moochelle’s lunch program at government schools
The Department of Homeland Security’s mission has been expanded to include…
more break time.
searching for Nicole’s real killer!
to seek out new life and new civilizations…
…further measures intended to justify the existence of a needless bureaucracy ie passing out fuzzy blankets with satin edges to the insecure.
The Department of Homeland Security’s mission has been expanded to include…
to remind 89 year old grandmothers what is was like when they were young and frisky.
confusing bored cats.
finally finishing that first volume of “Where’s Waldo”.
. . . amassing the nation’s largest collection of porn videos downloaded from the world-wide web, unless that’s already in their mission
. . . calculating the number of angels who can dance on President Obama’s pinhead (aka Joseph Biden)
. . . determining who wrote the book of love
…Email backups with password protection.
Ground’s keeping at Pebble Beach, Augusta National, and Fisher’s Island.
The Department of Homeland Security’s mission has been expanded to include…Homeland Security!!!
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…Muslim outreach.
Global Warming!!
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DHS is a joke and not the funny kind!
…trolling conservative web sites.
…finding families to take the undocumented immigants that have crossed the border in the last few months….FOR THE CHILDREN!
…enforcing Michelles’ “No Fat Kids” school lunch initiatives.
…keeping those meddlesome kids at arms length.
…destroying hard drives, blackberries and any incriminating hard copies.
…only the front door of the White House.
…the most dangerous area in the USA, between Obumbles big ears.
…more, better, scarier made up terrorist group names.
…mandating head reattachment kits in all workplaces.
…your home.
… securing the border… of a democrat’s lawn… from undocumented chickens.
… Making sure that those harassed by the IRS stay harassed