There's no way Sixteen Candles could happen today. The plot would be that only 10 people wrote "hbd" on Samantha's Facebook wall.
— LBJohnson (@ladybirdj) February 4, 2015
The man who shot down Brian Williams' helicopter reportedly shouted "what's the frequency Kenneth?!"
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) February 4, 2015
What? Your Pokémon is evolving!
*hundreds of years later*
Squirtles are now slightly less susceptible to the flu.
— Glenn (@justabloodygame) February 5, 2015
Let he who has never falsely remembered himself in a helicopter hit by rocket-propelled grenades cast the first stone.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) February 5, 2015
"Damn this war — this dirty, stinking war!" – Brian Williams playing Dance Dance Revolution
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 5, 2015
"I'm Rob Lowe" "And I'm lied about my helicopter getting hit by an RPG Rob Lowe" #BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) February 5, 2015
I just called Brian Williams cell phone and got a voice mail for Vandelay Industries.
— John Nolte (@NolteNC) February 5, 2015
today is National Weatherpersons Day. or maybe it isn't. pretty good chance though. I'd plan for it. or not. maybe check back later?
— Dave Ditell (@davedittell) February 5, 2015