Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
… could she say that she ain’t no ways fired?
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
you lose. Either way.
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
4 out 5 dentists will still shoot the Lion.
…reality loses.
…the lies will be YUUUUUGE!
…the “train-wreck” tune-in factor will be incredible.
… the wealth of C. Montgomery Burns would be pitted against his personality.
… there might even be a resemblance to a Road Runner / Wile E. Coyote cartoon. (The Road Runner’s forelock standing in for Trump’s.)
…Trump ends up dying the day before the general election in a tragic “accident”. (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more)
…the atmosphere would be full of hot air from two buffoons. Talk about global warming, er, climate change.
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
would be YUUGE!, if at this point it made any difference.
would involve a lot of server wiper firings.
signals the opening of the Sixth Seal.
…they would get sued by “The Biggest Loser” for naming rights.
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
they would need to dust off the Benny Hill theme music.
…Deez Nutz takes all in a write-in bid.
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
would feature the subplot of Ivanka and Bill.
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
Two transgendered enter, One transgendered leaves.
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
features the Old Tortoise and the Hair fable.
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
will finally prove I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.
In a matchup between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
will cause a black hole to be formed as their two egos meet on stage.
….bookies are taking outside odds that both will TKO themselves due to brain implosions.
Blech….. how can you propose something so vile without some kind of warning! What? Really? Sorry, I though you said “Hookup.” Never mind.
…small children will require night lights up to age 35.
…a complete new library of The Brothers Grimm fairy tales will be born.
…the word ‘terror’ takes on a whole new level of intensity.
…Hillary will maneuver for her famous thunder-thigh headlock on The Donald. And The Donald will literally fire her ass with a blow torch. Literally.
…the results will be the same as a head butt….nobody wins.
…expect the flying monkeys to swoop in.
…there will be a disturbance in the Oort Cloud.
. . . the less obnoxious one will win, or perhaps the one with the nicer voice.
. . . I’ll be hoping for a rainout.
…we’ll get to see a battle of wits where both opponents are unarmed
…Hillary thinks she’ll win, by the hair of her chinny chin chins.
…stick a comb in us, it’s over.
…America will be the world’s Pamplona, it’s citizens caught on the horns of a dilemma, the streets knee deep in blood, bullspit and very questionable trouser selection. But at least the worst analogy ever will be in the past.
…root for the building collapse.
…root for the rampaging grizzly bear.
…root for the giant space meteor.
…root for the oncoming semi with no brakes.
…root for the sneaky boa constrictor.
…hire two snipers.
…dig up Calvin Coolidge for a third party run.
…I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
…it would be a battle between two Democrats.
…stick a fork in us. We’re done.
…root for injuries