Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Oh no! North Korea just threatened to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Oh no! North Korea just threatened to…
…take the USS Pueblo on a whaling expedition.
… take South Korea’s launch money.
… change its name to “Caitrin.”
…feed Hans Brix to da shawks.
…open it’s borders to those seeking political insane asylum.
…quit starving it’s citizens and force feed them Michelle’s school lunches.
…abide by Obama’s respect and adherence to the law.
…unleash it’s PSY-Ops war on the USA, Invading us with a million gangnam style dance videos.
…demand a renegotiation of the Carter Nuclear Agreement.
…nuke the moon.
…release Hillary’s emails.
…change its national language to Swedish, and force its citizens to wear their underwear on the outside.
…support Trump.
…unleash “The Worm”.
…taunt us a second time…
… give the South an atomic wedgie.
… withhold its glittering cultural contributions from the rest of the world.
… help ISIS modernize so it can go medieval on us.
… accept the offer from the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
…outlaw the letter ‘L’
… use the slogan “DPRK — It’s Not Just A Job, It’s a Korea!”
… preserve Harry Reid forever, like they did with Pelosi.
… flood YouTube with bootleg copies of that comedy about U.S. agents going to Korea that no one wants to see.
Oh no! North Korea just threatened to…
do what they do every night Pinky, plan to take over the world!
stop feelin’ so lonery.
wish atheists a Merry Christmas.
Oh no! North Korea just threatened to…
use nefarious microagressions
win Wimbeldon!
secretly replace your regular coffee with Folger’s crystals.
…make our rivers run red with kimchi.
…. outlaw abortion.
Democrats unite in call to declare war.
…put South Korea on double secret probation.
…start a world wide movement called “Nork Lives Matter”
…cut off Obama’s supply of Chairman Kim’s Dog.
…nuke Oslo because they were again passed over for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Oh no, North Korea just threatened to fart in your general direction.
@7 – Nice Woody Allen reference!
Oh no! North Korea just threatened to…
go public with nude photographs of Hillary Clinton from when she entered Yale.
embargo hash tags.
release it’s army of Dennis Rodman clones!