Straight Line of the Day: A New Survey Shows That Half of Americans Say Government Is an Immediate Threat. The Other Half…

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A new survey shows that half of Americans say government is an immediate threat. The other half…

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  1. A new survey shows that half of Americans say government is an immediate threat. The other half…

    have already been screwed by the Government.

    SQUIRREL!

    will have things end badly for them.

    are also into BDSM.

    probably like walnuts on their cookies.

  2. …pronounce the hr sound because the immediate teat makes them lisp.

    …are pulling on those jackboot straps.

    …don’t see the irony when they still blame George Bush.

    …are those degenerates who think words beginning with a lower case i are always, if ever, a good thing.

    …think ISIS is just out organizin’ dem communities.

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