Of course, Universal Background checks and mandatory 2 week waiting periods would prevent bomb violence!
These would need to apply to purchases of:
- Bombs (natch)
- Gasoline
- Diesel
- Aviation Fuel
- Water (can be separated into rocket fuel)
- Propane
- Butane
- Coal
- Heating oil
- Cooking oil
- Alcohol, all kinds
- Mouthwash (contains alcohol)
- Fertilizer
- Sugar
- Flour
- Cat litter
- Wood shavings
- Wood
- Clocks
- Egg timers
- Lighters
- Matches
- Sticks (can be rubbed together to make fire and can be converted to wood shavings)
- Eyeglasses
- Magnifying glasses
- Condoms (saw a guy start a fire with one these on a Youtube video once)
- Cellphones
- Red wire
- Green wire
- White wire
- Black wire
- Rust
- Sunblock
- Aluminum
- Metal pipe
- PVC pipe
- Cardboard
- Stamps (used to mail bombs)
- Packing tape
- UPS and FedEx trucks (bomb delivery mechanisms)
- Baby food (I forget why)
- Pyrex
- Pressure cookers
- Backpacks
- Baking soda
- Lemon juice
- Vinegar
- Pickles
- Photos of bombs
- Photobombs
- Drawings of bombs
- Pop tarts (which can potentially have all the non-bomb looking areas eaten away)
- Bomber Jackets
- Electricity
- Batteries
- Vans
- Cars
- Airplanes
- Most movie tickets
I don’t see Methodists on the list. You have to include Methodists because… well because.
Could you repeat that sir??
You left vanilla extract off your list. A favorite of winos and bomb makers alike due to it’s high alcohol content.
Yeah, it’s a walkout!! Mr. President, DO SOMETHING!
Yes! And we all have to use clear backpacks!
certain acids.
Compressed air
Iodine.
Laundry detergent
Oatmeal
Ovens.
Potassium.
Powders of any flammable material
Sodium
Sawdust
Toluene
“Powders of any flammable material”
I remember being surprised by the explosive nature of powders during a course I took on explosive atmospheres. http://www.iecex.com/ So many ways things can go boom, and the TSA won’t let me carry mouthwash or shampoo on a flight, unless I put it in tiny bottles. SMH.
Clocks?
What are you? An Islamophobe?