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More inappropriate questions the IRS asked groups they did not like
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For question number eight, it’s the same guy who put the ram; in ram a lam a ding dong!
Thanks, Harvey! Bend over as we prepare to be audited!
Hey…you gotta receipt for that?
Why is there air?
@4 there is air to blow up basketballs and volley balls
IRS Agent: Stop. Who would apply for tax exemption must answer me these questions three, ere that exemption he will see.
Move on Member: Ask me the questions, IRS Agent. I am not afraid.
IRS Agent: What… is your name?
Move on Member: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
IRS Agent: What… is your quest?
Move on Member Member Lancelot: To seek tax exemption per the law.
IRS Agent: What… is your favorite color?
Move on Member Lancelot: Blue.
IRS Agent: Go on. Off you go.
Move on Member Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
TEA Party Members: That’s easy.
IRS Agent: Stop. Who would apply for tax exemption must answer me these questions three, ere that exemption he will see.
TEA Party Member: Ask me the questions, IRS Agent. I’m not afraid.
IRS Agent: What… is your name?
TEA Party Member: Sir Robin of Camelot.
IRS Agent: What… is your quest?
TEA Party Member Robin: To seek tax exempt status per the law.
IRS Agent: What… is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
TEA Party Member Robin: I don’t know that.
[his application is held up for over three years]
TEA Party member Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
IRS Agent: Stop. What… is your name?
Next TEA Party Member: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
IRS Agent: What… is your quest?
TEA Party Member Galahad: I seek tax exempt status per the law
IRS Agent: What… is your favorite color?
TEA Party Member Galahad: Blue. No, yel…
[his application is also held up for three years and he audited by the IRS going back five years.]
TEA Party Member Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
IRS Agent: Hee hee heh. Stop. What… is your name?
Last TEA Party Member: It is ‘Arthur’, King of the Britons.
IRS Agent: What… is your quest?
TEA Party Member Arthur: To seek tax exempt status per the law.
IRS Agent: What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
TEA Party Member Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
IRS Agent: Huh? I… I don’t know that.
[he is placed on administrative leave with full pay.]
IRS Agent: Auuuuuuuugh.
Media Wonk: How do know so much about swallows?
TEA Party Member Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a TEA Party Member dealing with the IRS, you know. [With apologies, of course, to the members of Monty Python]
* Describe the universe. Give two examples.
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