I think it’s mentioned in the Bible. I wish there was some sort of internet way of looking up meanings of words. I guess I’ll have to rely on you randos instead. If “rando” means what I think it means.
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results for 8/13/2025 : New Matches for 8/20/2025
So happy to be posting these for your pleasure. Do I bring you pleasure?
Results
| Barbara Bach | No Preference | Fiona Fullerton |
|---|---|---|
| 212 | 1 | 22 |
| Sue Vanner | No Preference | Maryam d’Abo |
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| 148 | 0 | 72 |
New Matches for 8/20/2025
Match 1
Caroline Munro (Naomi) vs Kell Tyler (Linda)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Caroline Munro | 4 – 0 – 0 | 552 – 7 – 262 |
Actress: Caroline Munro Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Naomi was an aid for Karl Stromberg, and escorted Bond and Anya Amasova to Stromberg’s oceanic citadel, the Atlantis. After Bond’s meeting ended, Stromberg instructed henchman Jaws to kill the two spies. In an intense chase sequence with Bond and Amasova driving a Lotus Esprit, Jaws shot at them from a car, another henchmen tried to kill them with a sidecar-missile, and Naomi tried to shoot them down from a helicopter. She met her end as Bond blew up her helicopter with a surface-to-air missile.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
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| Kell Tyler | 1 – 3 – 0 | 381 – 12 – 619 |
Actress: Kell Tyler Nationality: American Bond Movie: The Living Daylights (1987) Synopsis:
A lady of leisure, Linda was aboard her boat complaining on the phone to a friend. “It’s all so boring here Margo, there’s nothing but playboys and tennis pros. Ugh, if only I could find a real man.” At which point, Bond landed his holey and smoldering parachute on the yacht, hung up her phone and dialled exercise control. He said he would report in an hour, until Linda held up a glass of champagne, then he changed his mind to 2 hours.
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Match 2
Olga Bisera (Felicca) vs Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Olga Bisera | 0 – 4 – 0 | 133 – 5 – 628 |
Actress: Olga Bisera Nationality: Bosnian Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Felicca worked for Aziz Fekkesh, a black market dealer who was selling the microfilms of a submarine tracking system. Fekkesh instructed Felicca to entertain Bond, should he call round, so that henchman Sandor could kill him. In their brief time together, Felicca took a liking to Bond, and when she saw Sandor about to shoot him, she spun round and took the bullet herself.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carey Lowell | 2 – 2 – 0 | 607 – 6 – 434 |
Actress: Carey Lowell Nationality: American Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989) Synopsis:
Pam Bouvier was a CIA freelancer pilot, and an informant against drug baron Franz Sanchez. Bond found her name on an informant list along with the time and place of her next meeting. He met her at a bar and escaped with her after Sanchez’s henchman Dario showed up. Pam then flew Bond to Isthmus City to find Sanchez, and became his executive secretary as a cover.
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Another Feel-Good Moment
Voices of IMAO
We’re going to have a big, beautiful museum — a lot of very smart people think it’ll be the best anyone’s ever seen.
As you move through dimly lit rooms, guides will attempt to pick your pockets and introduce you to kiosks that narrate the story of vibrant people who have been through IMAO. Coin-operated kiosks.
Sample stories:
“I remember it like it was yesterday. I came here for the Babesleaga yesterday.”
“I was born a poor black child.”
“I joined too late to find out which pronunciation of Basil was correct. But I know it’s not the other one. Who are you?”
“I am a cat and feel accepted at IMAO.”
“I don’t think we’re in the right museum, dear.”
“Smarter people will be found, autochthonously, on the Mensanine level.”
Taggert: “Phew! I reckon you’all have had enough beans.”
Science Thought: CSIMAO
Straight Line Other Day: Any Other Day Than Today
Welcome to IMAO’s Side Entrance! FrnakJ’s Office Is Through the Grander Entrance
Caption This!
Babesleaga Group AH : Week 2 : Faith Hill vs Martina McBride
Babesleaga Group AH : Week 2 : Trisha Yearwood vs Sara Evans
Murder Hornets Lament Being Kicked Off News by Teens, D.C.
California Condemns Love Shack for Multiple Code Violations; Threatens To Seize It By Eminent Domain
Babesleaga Group AH : Week 2 : Deana Carter vs Shania Twain
Straight Line of the Day: Recycled Ad
IMAO doesn’t have an ad campaign, but rather than create a new one, wants to revive one someone else created. It’s not really stealing because it’s all electrons.
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How about this? A female viewer scrolls through IMAO and asks “Where’s the Beefcake?”
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“Please Don’t Squeeze the Emu” (Never mind. It’s a self-correcting problem.)
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“If You’ve Got the Time, We’ve Got the Beer” (No modification necessary.)
Babesleaga Group AH : Week 2 : LeAnn Rimes vs Lee Ann Womack
