Did Mike Brady really afford a wife, a maid, six kids, an adopted kid, a dog, a house in a nice neighborhood, two cars, a vacation in Hawaii, a story, and wide ties, on an architect’s salary?? He must’ve been a pretty good architect.
Music and Sanity Interlude
Failed politician Stacey Abrams says Trump is a “Grand Ayatollah” with “mystical power.” – “Elections are not real.”
X (Breaking 911)WATCH: Failed politician Stacey Abrams says Trump is a “Grand Ayatollah” with “mystical power.”
“Elections are not real.”
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“Let me take you down
‘Cause I’m going to.”
Hogbelly Fails
“Elections are not real”
So I don’t know why she hung about
Her 15 Minutes Feels Forever
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— Lemon/Bacardi, “MAGA’s Mystical Power Tour”
Straight Line of the Day: Helpful Ideas for Disney Corp.
So, it’s not just the Democratic Party:
Disney Is Reportedly Desperate To Get Male Audience Back After Years Of Pushing It Away
Outkick | August 21, 2025 | Ian MillerOn Thursday, Variety reported that sources say that Disney Studios is actively soliciting ideas and pitches from creatives that it hopes will lead to new movies that appeal to younger men. Specifically, males aged 13-28. That’s not a misprint; a movie studio is trying desperately to figure out stories and ideas that might appeal to teenage guys and young male adults.
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Sidebar — An apt and ept writer:
The masculine stampede from the Democrats
American Thinker | 22 Aug, 2025 | J.B. Shurk… Now Democrats canât define what a dude is; they want to wokify the military into some gaudy pageant for drag queens who fear guns; and theyâve replaced âpolitically incorrectâ humor with stern lectures. No wonder American men are fleeing the Democrat Party like itâs a sexually transmitted disease.
Speaking of STDs, one of the Democrat lectures that Americans are forced to endure is that young people shouldnât âdiscriminateâ against potential partners who have HIV. Democrats have even gone out of their way to decriminalize the intentional act of infecting someone with the virus. This is the same political party that calls men âhomophobicâ and âtransphobicâ if they refuse to date âtrans womenâ (psychologically disturbed men wearing push-up bras). …
Perhaps thatâs why the âright-wingâ pejorative has lost most of its sting since Obama âfundamentally transformedâ America into an oasis for femboys and pansexual furries. Can you imagine how many teenage boys have asked, âSo the âNazisâ get to date pretty girls who wear Sydney Sweeneyâs jeans?â Once they realize that Democrats merely graffitied the Republican Partyâs front door with lies and slurs and that the average Republican voter just wants to live well and be free, the choice of future political affiliation is easy. Democrats live in fantasy; Republicans prefer reality.
Welcome to IMAO! Which One of You Is From Dalton, UK?
Yelling “We Love Bacon” gets a young man arrested in the UK
Right Angle News | August 20, 2025A young man from Dalton, UK, has been arrested after shouting âwe love baconâ during a protest at a mosque.
Friday Night Open Thread: There’s a Word for That
Definition:
âHybristophilia is the phenomenon characterized by sexual interest in and attraction to those who commit crimes.â
What’s up with that?
But, come to think of it, there is probably no human activity or state of mind that you couldn’t come up with a fancy name for, if one does not already exist.
Straight Line of the Day: Other “Oopsies” in the Judicial System That Would Be Kind of Bad: …
Shocking Moment Judge Announces Wrong Verdict in Murder Trial: âDidnât I Say âNotâ?â [Police Murder]
New York Post | Aug. 21, 2025 | Patrick ReillyA judge in Atlanta left a courtroom gasping after he mistakenly delivered a devastating âguiltyâ verdict for a man charged with murdering a police officer â when the defendant was found ânot guiltyâ on all counts.
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 8/15/2025 : New Matches for 8/22/2025

Time for me to shine in the guest host role. Have fun.
Results
| Serena Scott Thomas | No Preference | Akiko Wakabayashi |
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| 105 | 5 | 101 |
| Sophie Marceau | No Preference | Tsai Chin |
|---|---|---|
| 196 | 0 | 35 |
Matches for 8/22/2025
Match 1
Karin Dor (Helga Brandt) vs Rosemund Pike (Miranda Frost)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Karin Dor | 0 – 2 – 0 | 131 – 6 – 240 |

Actress: Karin Dor Nationality: German Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Rosemund Pike | 2 – 0 – 0 | 345 – 5 – 81 |

Actress: Rosamund Pike Nationality: English Bond Movie: Die Another Day (2002) Synopsis:
Miranda Frost was an MI6 agent assigned to investigate Gustav Graves. An Olympic fencing champion, Frost worked as Graves’ publicist and fencing partner. Bond discovered that Miranda was a double agent working for Graves, who had killed off Miranda’s competition in the Olympics so that she could win gold.

Match 2
Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs Rachel Grant (Peaceful Fountains of Desire)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Jill St. John | 1 – 1 – 0 | 267 – 0 – 206 |

Actress: Jill St. John Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Rachel Grant | 2 – 0 – 0 | 350 – 6 – 69 |

Actress: Rachel Grant Nationality: Filipino Bond Movie: Die Another Day (2002) Synopsis:
Peaceful Fountains of Desire was a masseuse working for Mr Chang of the Hong Kong Yacht Club Hotel. Bond arrived and took the presidential suite, and was soon surprised to have a complimentary masseuse knock at the door. Knowing Mr Chang was with Chinese Intelligence, Bond felt down the girl’s legs and took her gun. He smashed a nearby mirror to reveal Mr Chang spying on him, and talked to Chang directly instead of having the girl find out information.

Another New Word
Vishing. You heard it here first. Well, second, if you read Channel News Asia.
Can people tell a real voice from an AI-generated one? We put it to the test
Channel News AsiaAI-related fraud attempts surged by nearly 200 per cent in 2024, according to a cybersecurity firm. CNA takes a closer look at deepfake voice phishing, an increasingly common method used by scammers.
âHi, how have you been? So I heard about this restaurant that just recently opened up. Want to go check it out the next time we meet?â These were the innocuous sentences used in a simple experiment to find out if people in my social circle could distinguish my real voice from an AI-cloned version.
The result was some confusion – but more importantly, the ease with which the imitation was generated suggests that more attention should be paid to the phenomenon of deepfake voice phishing, or vishing.
âȘ “When you vish a porno star . . .” âȘ
Millions of dollars have been lost to scammers using cheap yet increasingly sophisticated artificial intelligence tools to impersonate the voices of real people.
… AI-related fraud attempts surged by 194 percent in 2024 compared to 2023, with deepfake vishing emerging as one of the most commonly used methods, said the company’s senior fraud analyst for the region Yuan Huang.
“Vanity, V.D., Vishing.”
— Bilious Caesar
New Word Corner
What To Do If You See A Mountain Lion in the Bay Area?
Any ideas?
Here are some craptastic ones:
What To Do If You See A Mountain Lion While Hiking in the Bay Area
KQEDÂ | Aug 14 2025 | Sarah Wright…âI felt really small,â said McDonald, a biologist and researcher whoâs now the founder and president of the Bay Area Puma Project, a local wild cat research and conservation organization thatâs part of the Felidae Conservation Fund. âI disrupted his opportunity to get a meal.â…
That’s “survival,” lib.
…And while she had fears, âhe was not a threat,â she said. ..
And that’s anti-survival.
… âItâs really important to keep your pets inside.â…That goes for outdoor cats and unsupervised dogs in yards as well as livestock …â
A herd of cows?
I notice she didn’t add the logical extension: “yourself.”
And here’s my absolute favorite part:
âIf you have a backpack, you can put that over your head to make yourself seem a bit bigger,â he said.
At least you won’t see the mountain lion anymore, with your head in the backpack.
If the mountain lion is advancing toward you, you can even throw rocks or sticks at it, he said.
Experts — is there anything they haven’t thought through?
Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Do If Your Dog Ingests Cocaine?
Not to make light of tragedy, but . . . well, that’s what we do.
What do you do if your dog ingests cocaine? How one researcher is trying to protect pets from future accidents
Frontiers in Science | August 17, 2025 | Deborah Pirchner
Flag on the play. Is she a Deborah-man Pirchner?
Cartoons and Memes
“Not Saying We Didn’t Get Our Hair Mussed”
Colorado police wrangle emu on the loose in Lakewood
UPI | 8/19/25 | Ben HooperA Colorado police department said officers had a “pretty emu-sing day” when a large, flightless bird was spotted running loose in Lakewood.

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