“But Mr. Walrus said that only he could take us for a spin! He said, um, I forget. But he was very clear.”

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Same goes for entering his office:

(PG site.)

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“Wait,” she exclaims, still dressed in the bathtub. “Walrus is back?”

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And, an alternate version:

They just got hired, and admit that they stole their material from Bari Weiss’s letter to the staff at CBS.

They promise:

– IMAO that reports on the world as it actually is.

– IMAO that is fair, fearless, and factual.

– IMAO that respects our audience enough to tell the truth plainly—wherever it leads.

– IMAO that makes sense of a noisy, confusing world.

– IMAO that explains things clearly, without pretension or jargon.

– IMAO that holds both American political parties to equal scrutiny.

– IMAO that embraces a wide spectrum of views and voices so that the audience can contend with the best arguments on all sides of a debate.

– IMAO that rushes toward the most interesting and important stories, regardless of their unpopularity.

– IMAO that uses all of the tools of the digital era.

– IMAO that understands that the best way to serve America is to endeavor to present the public with the facts, first and foremost.

They all look forward to meeting many of you in the days ahead and to listening and learning from you. They am [sic] profoundly honored to join you—and can’t wait to get started.

— With gratitude and excitement,

The Three New Chicks”

HR Chick: “I hear you’ve been overtly oversexed, horny, and bigly testosterone-driven. Let’s discuss that.”

— Harvey, July 10, 2012

As true today, if you think of Kamala’s book tour, their support of Medicare for illegals, their Anti-ICE illegal alien violent criminals support…

We don’t like you. Nor your “free stuff” mentality. Nor your gay dance programs in Madagascar.

Oh, and your assassination attempts. Include us out.

Have they contacted the outplacement centers of Yale, Harvard, and Stamford, if Columbia fails so egregiously ?

Columbia University braces for potential $20 million burden as new H-1B visa fee targets universities
Time of India | 10/8/2025

Columbia University could face a substantial financial impact if the Trump administration’s proposed $100,000 fee on H-1B visas is implemented, as reported by the Columbia Spectator.

The fee, announced in a White House proclamation on September 19, 2025, could cost the University up to $20 million annually, according to data from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS). While current H-1B visa holders and renewals are not affected, new visa petitions filed after September 21 would be subject to the levy, placing additional strain on universities that rely heavily on international talent for research and teaching.

In the 2025 fiscal year, Columbia sponsored 112 new H-1B visa hires, including postdoctoral fellows, assistant professors, and research staff, out of a total of 217 active visas.

$20 million / 217 visas = $92,165 per visa. For talent that no one in the U.S. has, in the university’s sworn declaration.