Inauguration Day trouble
Yes, it’s a rerun … of sorts …
Inauguration Day 1974

Warren Burger: “Are you ready to take the oath of office, sir?”
Gerald Ford: “I am.”
Warren Burger: “Then repeat after me. ‘I, Gerald Rudolph Ford, do solemnly swear…’”
Inauguration Day 1977

Warren Burger: “Repeat after me: ‘I, James Earl Carter, do solemnly swear…’”
Inauguration Day 1981

Warren Burger: “Repeat after me: ‘I, Ronald Wilson Reagan, do solemnly swear…’”
Inauguration Day 1989

William Rehnquist: “Repeat after me: ‘I, George Herbert Walker Bush, do solemnly swear…’”
Inauguration Day 1993

William Rehnquist: “Repeat after me: ‘I, William Jefferson Clinton, do solemnly swear…’”
Inauguration Day 2001

William Rehnquist: “Repeat after me: ‘I, George Walker Bush, do solemnly swear…’”
Inauguration Day 2009

John Roberts: “Repeat after me: ‘I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear…’”
Tags: 2008 election, Michelle Obama, Obama, Politics



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November 2nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
The translation of Obama’s name using simplified google translator is: ( If you want to see the Chinese characters you need the East Asia character set loaded and enabled on your windows machine )
奥巴马
Let’s learn a little chinese. Let’s translate each character one by one to see if the chinese had any systematic way of cataloging their written ideas in this case. Here I go!
奥 …. abstruce ( first choice was Austria…did not make sense )
巴 …. to hope for anxiously; to expect ( first choice was Pakistan… did not make sense )
马 …. horse …. I take this to mean a vehicle. That which is carrying.
To sum it all up Obama in Chinese is equal to THE CARRIER OF ABSTRUCE HOPE.
November 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
The following will become de facto crimes under the Obama administration:
* Taking pictures of public officials on public sidewalks.
* Making dissenting statements on ‘public airways.’
* Use of any firearm in self-defense.
* ‘Hoarding’ of any commodity: food, fuel, money, weapons, etc.
* Use of any other tender besides the US dollar (like gold).
* Criticizing any person of color for anything will be a racist hate crime.
* Advocating states rights in federal courts.
* Advocating that the Obama administration is wrong about anything.
November 2nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Jimmy,
You forgot “Facing Washington, DC (or whatever city that barry is currently in) at sunrise and sunset”.
November 2nd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
jj, Capital Hill Democrats are a buzz about how fast they’re going to push their agenda through in the first 100 days of an Obama presidency. If he wins, I’m actually considering moving to a red state. Really.
“an Obama presidency” – my stomach just growled.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
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