Inauguration Day trouble

Posted by Basil on November 2, 2008 at 12:56 pm

Yes, it’s a rerun … of sorts …

Inauguration Day 1974

Inauguration 1974
Warren Burger: “Are you ready to take the oath of office, sir?”

Gerald Ford: “I am.”

Warren Burger: “Then repeat after me. ‘I, Gerald Rudolph Ford, do solemnly swear…’”

Inauguration Day 1977

Inauguration 1974
Warren Burger: “Repeat after me: ‘I, James Earl Carter, do solemnly swear…’”

Inauguration Day 1981

Inauguration 1974
Warren Burger: “Repeat after me: ‘I, Ronald Wilson Reagan, do solemnly swear…’”

Inauguration Day 1989

Inauguration 1974
William Rehnquist: “Repeat after me: ‘I, George Herbert Walker Bush, do solemnly swear…’”

Inauguration Day 1993

Inauguration 1974
William Rehnquist: “Repeat after me: ‘I, William Jefferson Clinton, do solemnly swear…’”

Inauguration Day 2001

Inauguration 1974
William Rehnquist: “Repeat after me: ‘I, George Walker Bush, do solemnly swear…’”

Inauguration Day 2009

Inauguration 1974
John Roberts: “Repeat after me: ‘I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear…’”

Inauguration 1974
Oh, no, you didn’t!

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5 Responses to “Inauguration Day trouble”

  1. Freemon Sandlewould says:

    The translation of Obama’s name using simplified google translator is: ( If you want to see the Chinese characters you need the East Asia character set loaded and enabled on your windows machine )

    奥巴马

    Let’s learn a little chinese. Let’s translate each character one by one to see if the chinese had any systematic way of cataloging their written ideas in this case. Here I go!

    奥 …. abstruce ( first choice was Austria…did not make sense )

    巴 …. to hope for anxiously; to expect ( first choice was Pakistan… did not make sense )

    马 …. horse …. I take this to mean a vehicle. That which is carrying.

    To sum it all up Obama in Chinese is equal to THE CARRIER OF ABSTRUCE HOPE.

  2. Jimmy says:

    The following will become de facto crimes under the Obama administration:

    * Taking pictures of public officials on public sidewalks.

    * Making dissenting statements on ‘public airways.’

    * Use of any firearm in self-defense.

    * ‘Hoarding’ of any commodity: food, fuel, money, weapons, etc.

    * Use of any other tender besides the US dollar (like gold).

    * Criticizing any person of color for anything will be a racist hate crime.

    * Advocating states rights in federal courts.

    * Advocating that the Obama administration is wrong about anything.

  3. jj says:

    Jimmy,

    You forgot “Facing Washington, DC (or whatever city that barry is currently in) at sunrise and sunset”.

  4. Jimmy says:

    jj, Capital Hill Democrats are a buzz about how fast they’re going to push their agenda through in the first 100 days of an Obama presidency. If he wins, I’m actually considering moving to a red state. Really.

    “an Obama presidency” – my stomach just growled.

  5. Kick the Anthill » How to scare the patooty out of yourself links:

    [...] “President Obama” out loud for the first time and see if you need Depends or not.  This post at IMAO was hilarious on Monday, but has a whole new meaning [...]

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