Top Ten Obama Foreign Affairs Blunder

Obama was supposed to make the world like us, but so far he’s insulted our best ally and stunned everyone else with his ineptitude. Here are his biggest foreign policy blunders so far:

TOP TEN OBAMA FOREIGN AFFAIRS BLUNDERS

10. Through a mistranslation by the State Department, he accidentally surrendered the country to Micronesia.

9. The Prime Minister of Australia recognized the gift Obama gave him from when his kids got a Happy Meal earlier that day.

8. Was unaware that in Ukraine it’s considered impolite to use you’re guests’ pets as urinals.

7. He kept getting upset when the ambassador to Colombia refused to smuggle things for him.

6. Keeps telling every foreigner he meets, “It must really suck not having me as your leader.”

5. Forgot to lock Biden in his room and found him doing an imitation of Mickey Rooney from Breakfast at Tiffany’s to the Prime Minister of Japan.

4. Declared war on Antarctica when he never got a response from its ambassador.

3. He refused to meet with Georgia since they voted for McCain.

2. Michelle Obama, trying to be polite, keeps telling each visiting dignitary, “I so wish Obama were president of your country instead of this dumb cracker one.”

And the number one Obama foreign affairs blunder…

His gift upon meeting Ahmadinejad: a wooden pen holder and a seven volume biography of Winston Churchill.

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  1. Top Ten Obama Foreign Affairs Successes:

    1) Didn’t invade Pakistan…yet.

    2) …um…well…I guess that’s it.

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  2. He keeps trying to register foriegn dignitarys as democrat voters for the 2010 election ( the acorn comming out)

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  3. Off topic….
    Frank, why does your site show up an ugly plain white format for me? This happened just once yesterday, but is happening all day today. I didn’t change or install anything. I run a clean ship, security-wise.

    [Are you seeing the mobile version? If so, there should be a link at the bottom to get out of it. -Ed.]

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  4. 7.
    He’s having the same problem with Afghanistan–that’s why he was looking for “moderate Taliban’–to score some smack.

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  5. #11 Not creating an army of dinosaurs mounting rocket launchers, so the rest of the world would know how awesome America still is.

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  6. >>>5. Forgot to lock Biden in his room and found him doing an imitation of Mickey Rooney from Breakfast at Tiffany’s to the Prime Minister of Japan.

    No idea what happened in the movie, but that just plain sounds funny. Then again, Biden is involved. Just about anything is funny if it has a little Biden in it.

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  7. re #10 – sadly, he narrowly missed a policy success. He could have made a further error and surrendered the country to Microsoft instead of Micronesia. At least they’d run the place like successful capitalists instead of failed Marxists.

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  8. He’s about to meet with China to discuss the incident with our spy ship. It seems our new Chinese overlords don’t like being spied upon. Perhaps something positive will come of this meeting by having him sign over the deed to California or New York as collateral for our next Chinese loan. If the Chinese are stupid enough to take the deal Obama would be able to redeem himself for all past foreign affairs blunders in one fell swoop. As far as Joe The Vice President goes…..well I think he’s kept around mostly for comedy relief kind of like Fuzzy Knight or Gabby Hayes back in the day of the “B” westerns. The administration uses him when they need a comedic distraction otherwise he’s kept in a shelter back of the White House where Bush used to keep his reporter biting dog.

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  9. * Playing “anything your Messiah can do I can do better” with the Pope.

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    #2, they’re already registered. How else could he have pulled off the electoral win Great White House Coup of 2008?

    LOL #4 & #10, and Correct #5.

    #13 don’t hold your breath! Besides, that’s our job, for SarahP. [/shameless self-promotion]

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  10. 5. Forgot to lock Biden in his room and found him doing an imitation of Mickey Rooney from Breakfast at Tiffany’s to the Prime Minister of Japan.

    I hear he also chased the Chinese ambassador around the White House saying “Dong? Dong? Where is my auto-mo-bile??”

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  11. Some movies Brown can give 0 (They are a mixture of British and American):

    Mrs Miniver
    Cammandos Srike at Dawn (It’s American but about the British)
    The Dam Busters
    Cockelshell Heroes
    633 Squadron
    The Battle of Britian
    Zulu (1964)
    Sink the Bismarck
    Out of Africa
    Gorillas in the Mist
    The Ghost and the Darkness
    Tarzan the Ape Man
    Tarzan and the Green Goddess
    Gunga Din
    Birth of A Nation
    Song of The South
    Roots
    I Passed for White

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  12. I love how in #2 Michelle Obama refers to the President (her husband) as “Obama”,
    yet people like Al Sharpton still refer to him as “Barack”.

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  13. To show that he is truly sorry for the Bush years, he allows each diplomat from an unfriendly country to give Joe Biden a Wedgie.

    When Hillary visited the Jooooos, he made her wear a short skirt to show off “a little leg”

    Forgot to Biatch Slap Gordon Brown in front of the world press for being a white cracker…

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  14. It is also unspeakably rude to pester Emperor Akihito about the gift of a few ninjas to keep around the White House.

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