Obama was supposed to make the world like us, but so far he’s insulted our best ally and stunned everyone else with his ineptitude. Here are his biggest foreign policy blunders so far:
TOP TEN OBAMA FOREIGN AFFAIRS BLUNDERS
10. Through a mistranslation by the State Department, he accidentally surrendered the country to Micronesia.
9. The Prime Minister of Australia recognized the gift Obama gave him from when his kids got a Happy Meal earlier that day.
8. Was unaware that in Ukraine it’s considered impolite to use you’re guests’ pets as urinals.
7. He kept getting upset when the ambassador to Colombia refused to smuggle things for him.
6. Keeps telling every foreigner he meets, “It must really suck not having me as your leader.”
5. Forgot to lock Biden in his room and found him doing an imitation of Mickey Rooney from Breakfast at Tiffany’s to the Prime Minister of Japan.
4. Declared war on Antarctica when he never got a response from its ambassador.
3. He refused to meet with Georgia since they voted for McCain.
2. Michelle Obama, trying to be polite, keeps telling each visiting dignitary, “I so wish Obama were president of your country instead of this dumb cracker one.”
And the number one Obama foreign affairs blunder…
His gift upon meeting Ahmadinejad: a wooden pen holder and a seven volume biography of Winston Churchill.