Crowder Goes Undercover with Liberals

Posted on August 27, 2009 7:35 pm

Wow. $33,000 plus benefits to fight those Astroturfers!

Plus, he stumbles onto the next big conspiracy: BEARS!!!

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12 Responses to “Crowder Goes Undercover with Liberals”

  1. marvin says:

    Wow, just wow. It all makes sense now.

    It is more important for the liberals to make money promoting their causes, then to actually do anything to resolve it. Is this why religious groups build homeless shelters, while liberal groups tend to focus on “raising awareness”? The first goes hands on, while the later tries to create a perpetual cycle of raising money to run campaigns so people will give money, so you can hold more campaigns to raise more money for campaigns.

  2. MikeLL says:

    Being a Democrat simply means figuring out ways to get taxpayer money allocated to you. There is not much more to it.

    They even have their own language, like “Do it for the children!” and “It’s for your own good!”

  3. Tammy says:

    Since the unemployment level at our house just spiked to 100% last week….. I wonder if I could get a job like that in another state – but sorry, I’d have to speak against the initiatives. Do you think they’d notice?

  4. IH8Socialist says:

    So let see if I understand. If it’s for a liberal cause and you get paid it’s grass roots. If you volunteer your time for free to a conservative cause it’s astroturfing. Hmmmm nope still don’t get it. All I can say is liberals are stupid and suck.

  5. AR says:

    Thirty three thousand dollars a year plus benefits for college students with no experience or resume? Dude, I’m tempted, I’m very tempted.

    Of course, I wouldn’t last long, I find it hard to stop myself from laughing at idiots, so never mind.

  6. NunyaB says:

    So another difference between the two sides:

    Conservatives: right to bear arms

    Liberals: right to arm bears

    Gotcha.

  7. el polacko says:

    crowder is cute and funny and often makes some great points…but… what was the reason for dragging california’s prop 8 into this piece ? i have to say that, relying on the ‘stopped-clock’ theory, this woman was correct in saying that we should not be voting on the civil rights of our fellow citizens.
    but, since crowder brought it up, he missed the obvious opportunity to make a joke about the gay ‘bear’ sub-culture that would have tied it all together.

  8. Corona says:

    Bears with lasers. More bears please.

  9. IP727 says:

    TEDDY THE HUT WENT TROLLING FOR A DATE ,
    A REGULAR HOBBY FOR THIS FAT POTENTATE,
    HE HAD ONE CAUGHT,AND WAS ALL A QUIVER,
    THEN JUMPED THE SHARK AND DUMPED HER IN THE RIVER,
    BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME YOU DEGENERATE REPROBATE.

  10. Max Shiraz says:

    I hope Crowder had a hot shower afterwards with a really hard scrubbing brush – eeeww that liberal stench

  11. Josh Ray says:

    I love Crowder. This is an awesome piece and its inspired me to check out craigslist for a liberal ‘grassroots’ job during the 2010 elections.

  12. blarg says:

    so wait…Detroit is getting overrun by fat, hairy, gay dudes? I guess that makes sense…especially with all that prop 8 stuff.

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