free helth cair for dum stoopids
dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues! y u no want free helth cair? how dum stoopid can u bee?
y u so racist agenst obama? is it cuz hees black an ur a dum stoopid? u racist astrotruf dum stoopid angree mobs! u only agenst helth cair cuz u paid off by insurance companees to be racist agenst helth cair. u no even no wut u talk about! u listen to queen dum stoopid sarah palin about death panels. she make dat up out of her stoopid brain. no such thing. she so dum stoopid dat when she go befor helth panel dey weel decide to youthanize her cuz she too dum for guvment to pay for.
y u not listen to obama? y u want bad dum stoopid helth cair ware doctors steel feet and tonsels and giv u expensiv red pill? u too dum too liv if u want dat. helth panel shud decide to youthanize u too!
no. dat too harsh. me sorree. i giv u free check up. me new doctor under helth cair plan. me charg littul an keep cost down. so cum close so i can get a look at u.
uh oh. i see problem. sumting wrong wit ur eyes. it no good. dey have to come out…
INTO MY MOUTH WHERE I WEEL EET DEM!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DEN I MAKE DEM INTO POO AN THROW THE POO AT U!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
oh. im sorree. hosing off blind peepul covered in poo not paid for by new guvment helth cair. but since u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jue we will youthanize u for free.
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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August 21st, 2009 at 1:44 pm
When did IMAO start mirroring DKos diaries?
August 21st, 2009 at 2:13 pm
What’s Keith Olberman doing posting on IMAO?
August 21st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Alas, the entire liberal argument for anything boiled down into monkey speech. Too bad the more eloquent version still doesn’t have a logical base.
August 21st, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Hey, Scarey Evil Monkey, Rachel Mandow is single. And she flings poo, too.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Under BarryCare Section 2 SubSection B-C102 SubHeading C “Funding for end-of-life counseling shall extend to the primate community as a test bed for various methods of future “end-of-life” hastening methodologies including but not limited to pistol to head, bottle of sleeping pills, large dose of electrical shock while standing in tub of water, hammer to head (multiple blows) etc.”
August 21st, 2009 at 4:04 pm
GAWD, where have you been all my online life?
August 21st, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I don’t come here to read blogs from or look at pictures of Nancy Pelosi.
August 21st, 2009 at 4:29 pm
I have to admit the monkey makes some valid points. Why do we need eyeballs?
August 21st, 2009 at 4:38 pm
This makes me realize I’m truly disturbed. I’ve actually missed “Scary Evil Monkey”. I find him to be welcome change from President Obama
August 21st, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Hey, was this really just a secret-decoder-ring message from Bwarney Fwankfarter?
August 21st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Michelle Obama’s taken up writing again, I see.
August 21st, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Hey! I want my harassing liberal commenter back!
Great post, LMAO!
August 21st, 2009 at 5:10 pm
“Doctor” Scary evil Monkey,
I assume you are taking my eyeballs because the medicare fee schedule gives you more money for that than treating my allergies. When our dear leader fixes the system you will no longer be able to exploit the people.
August 21st, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Y i nu b soopid neocon. i nu listen to oberma cuz i b spiten w dum queen Sarah Palin. su i b racist eginst oberma. duh stoopid queen will be awl the helth care i need.
August 21st, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I was getting worried about you Sem. Finally got tired of cleaning up after Janine huh? It figures you’d be all for Health Care Reform, you must feel really guilty that your kind (ie Monkeys) brought us AIDS. I can see how you’d like to make it up to us. This plan however is not going to cut it, so go back to the drawing board, but use crayons. We don’t want you to hurt yourself with those nasty sharp pencils.
August 21st, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Youthanize? Hmmm. Youthful again? How very seductive, Dr. S.E. Monkey. Unless, in the process, Soylent Green is manufactured. Is THAT what keeps Pelosi’s skin swo smooth and , er, rigid? Is THAT why she refuses to support a plan without a public option with “Youth-a-nizing” commissions? Are you planning to come to my house now, to knock on the door, and
August 21st, 2009 at 6:32 pm
The entire left boiled down into one brilliant post – Frank or whoever, how DO you manage to capture these people SO WELL?
August 21st, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Scary Evil Monkey does a better job explaining O-Bah-muhhCare than any of the Dimmocrats.>>>” Establish Dominance!Establish Dominance!”
August 21st, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Obama: all wee wee’d up
ObamaCare is going down the toilet
Obama Tanks
We Wee Can!
August 21st, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Heees baaaack!
I love that picture. He actually looks happy. Kinda like the monster from Alien right before he kills someone.
August 21st, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Do what you want with my eyes, but LEAVE MY TONSILS ALONE!!!!
August 21st, 2009 at 10:23 pm
The joke’s on you, monkey. Once ObamaCare kills us all, you won’t have anyone to steal food from.
August 21st, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Scary Evil Monkey is all poo poo’d up about free helth cair.
August 21st, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Scary Evil Monkey —
I find ur ideas intreeging, and wood lik too prescribe too yor newsleter.
August 22nd, 2009 at 12:07 am
Doktor wood charge $50,000 to remoove eyes,
to save money on Eyye ghlassuz.
August 22nd, 2009 at 9:10 am
It took me awhile to realize this was a spoof and not an actual HuffPo article. I believe we need to apologize to real-life monkeys for comparing them unfavorably with democrats. Remember, we need their help to repel the zombie revolution.
August 22nd, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Has anyone seen a really intelligent monkey around?
Joe forgot to lock his cage last night.
August 22nd, 2009 at 7:30 pm
WHAT!!11! This isn’t Huffpo? I’m SOooo ashamed.
(clinching little fists and stamping the foot) This was supposed to be Huffpo!
I’m sending a strongly worded rebuke to the masters at FirePoochPond.
August 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
I saw a comment to one of the videos about Kenneth Gladney. They were furious at him for being so stupid as to get beaten protesting a government program that would have covered the health costs of the beating.
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