Conspiracy Theory
President Obama is a secret Muslim.
Know how I know?
Look at his signature:
Ever notice how his B looks like an Islamic crescent & star?:
Check it out, crescent in red, left side of star in green:
We’re through the looking glass, here, people
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
(13 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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March 28th, 2010 at 12:52 am
I don’t know about the first name…But I agree with the ZERO in the last name.
Tin foil… shinyside in ? or shinyside out ? please a definitive answer could save me a lot of time.
March 28th, 2010 at 1:04 am
Looks like “Beta Phi” with a bunch of squiggles, Harvey. I think you’ve got your hat on backwards!
My tinfoil burnt up with all the AMPS I was just drawing celebrating the electromotive force. Interesting, this year I didn’t notice any dimming of lights across the bay. Hmmmm. Maybe this is good.
March 28th, 2010 at 1:07 am
Shinyside in – the tinfoil serves both to reflect your brain waves back into your skull, and to reflect the mind-controlling space lasers away from your head. Since your brain waves are more concentrated than the mind-controlling space lasers, you need the extra reflective power of the shinyside working to reflect the brain waves.
March 28th, 2010 at 1:17 am
Roger that. Perhaps reversing front to back will help with an asymmetry brought on by a lack of another good Scotch!
March 28th, 2010 at 1:28 am
BTW, I’m driving from Seattle to Tennessee this week. And low and behold, the Tea Party Express is on it’s way across country:
http://www.teapartyexpress.org/tour-schedule-3/
I think knowing their route just helped me decide mine. I was thinking of driving I-70 but maybe I’ll do I-80 and intercept them in either North Platte or Omaha. Anyone have any suggestions for my trip?
March 28th, 2010 at 1:29 am
Harvey, Thanks, I tried double layers one time, that way lies madness! and my thoughts smelled like patchoulli oil. Jimmy I turn my hat side ways and balance with Sailor Jerrys Spiced Rum.(not for the faint of heart, I can tell you.)
March 28th, 2010 at 1:41 am
Jimmy I made that drive many times. I really like I-80, it’s pretty in the spring, Missouri River flooding is something to see.
March 28th, 2010 at 1:47 am
Yeah, DeckApe, I’ve driven it before, twice. I love descending out of Wyoming into Nebraska. But I’ve never done it in the early spring. Hope I don’t get surprised by some sudden global warming! That stretch is known for it’s late blizzards, as is Kansas and Colorado and the west is supposed to descend back into winter this week!
Funny post, Harvey. Why do I suspect you (like many of us) haven’t been laughing much lately in spite of Franks efforts? (Don’t answer!)
March 28th, 2010 at 2:19 am
I think it is actually
a secret Skull and Bones signature
that the Bilderburgers taught
Art Bell at a
Trilateralist convention,
who showed it to Bigfoot,
who married Barack Hussein Obama..
Kevin Bacon figures in this somehow, but my tinfoil hat ripped before I could decipher the degrees of seperation.
River is high in River City- Council Bluffs, IA- but no flooding here on the I-80 superslab.
See you at the rally if I get off work on time.
That’s the trouble with conservatives ‘taking to the streets’.
Most of us work for a living.
March 28th, 2010 at 6:30 am
A real-life handwriting expert told me that the B in Obama’s signature represents a man’s junk and the split O is a derrier. Tha kinda solves the whole “how could he marry a woman who looks like that” mystery.
March 28th, 2010 at 8:03 am
Can you really be a Muslim and a communist at the same time? At least he only keeps one of them a secret.
He’s left handed and looks (more) like an f’ing retard when he writes, talks like an f’ing retard when he’s not reading it(and when he is 3000% of the time) and thinks like an f’ing retard all the time, must be a Muslim/communist retarded f’ing retard.
March 28th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Jimmy, I hope for your sake that the flatlands of Nebraska are better than the flatlands of Arkansas which gave me boredom and indigestion.
March 28th, 2010 at 11:04 am
I also hope you don’t encounter a road as boring as the Maine Turnpike heading towards Bangor. Trees on one side, trees on the other side. Your only source of amusement is deciding as to which is the more common Maine tree: birch or white pine?
March 28th, 2010 at 11:43 am
Not to mention the whole state of Maine is one continuous swamp / thicket, Marko! Never been to Arkansas, though. But if I did, I’d be afraid of running into people who voted for Bill “Cheeseburger” Clinton. No, I mean literally running into the Clinton zombies wandering the streets. (But I’m sure the state is just charming.) See you in Omaha, Terry_Jim.
March 28th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
From my experience, Jimmy, Arkansas is a bridge over the Mighty Mississippi, Little Rock, and rice fields. Lots of rice fields.
I can also say with pride that I spent several minutes at a rest stop in Hope, Arkansas to take a leak.
March 28th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Sounds like it came out all right, then, Marko.
March 28th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
How ironic, that if you put a circle with a line through it over something it’s universally accepted as the sign of “we don’t want this’. Obama actually does it to his own name, saving us the time of having to do it ourselves.
March 28th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
@Deckape & @Harvey: I always thought that the benefit of shiny side out is that it does a better job of reflecting dangerous rays and mind control beams. But then again, if I’m wrong about this, the mind control beams may have convinced me to wear mine shiny side out.
March 28th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
What more evidence do we need?
March 28th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Are you sure it’s not a sickle and a star, and the O is a hammer head?
March 29th, 2010 at 12:04 am
relax…. your probably only being monitored at this time and not controlled. Tin Foil actually has two shiny sides. The high shine side is out bound. The other side is more aborsbant and keeps your waves hidden. Of course you cant wear it all the time…… I suggest only when blogging that they cant see what you really think…not that I know anything about that stuff…….matter of fact I’m not really here………….
March 29th, 2010 at 7:14 am
That’s it? Columbia and Harvard and he can’t spell his own name?
March 29th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Very close, but I see the real conspiracy here… his signature is actually a resistor-photogate circuit diagram!!!!
March 29th, 2010 at 10:52 pm
@ #5 Jimmy: methinks it’s time for an IMAO Convention…mebbe here in Vegas, or mayhaps a pilgrimage to Idaho and home of our founder would be better.
Although LV does have a new municipal gun range (ol’ Dingy Harry had to get his poll numbers up outta da terlet somehow…)
March 30th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
All I know is it’s gayest signature I’ve ever seen in my life. The only thing missing is glitter.