If you thought I got less funny when I got married, just wait until I’m a dad.
When I first came up with my IMAO T-Shirt Babe contest scam to see if I had any attractive readers, who knew it would pay such dividends. I’m such a genius.
Due date is October 8th.
BTW, for those of you who think Twitter is gay, they were first to find out the results of my non-gayness, so there.