Harry Reid Shows Affection, Creepiness
So in praising Christine O’Donnell’s opponent, Chris Coons, Harry Reid said, “He’s my pet.” That guy just doesn’t know how to not be creepy. And here’s some other things he said in praise of Coons:
OTHER THINGS HARRY REID SAID IN PRAISE OF COONS
* “I want to keep him in a pit and make him put the lotion on the skin.”
* “Please make him Senator! I promise to walk him every day!”
* “I wish we could both die side-by-side in a fiery car wreck so we could always be together.”
* “I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George.”
* “Tee hee. It makes me giggle when he eats from my hand.”
* “When I gaze into his eyes, I finally understand why some people turn to murder-suicide.”
* “I wish I had a miniature version of him I could keep in my pocket at all times.”
* “I just want to lick his face! Don’t you want to lick his face?”
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(21 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Tags: 2010 election, Chris Coons, Christine O'Donnell, Democrats, Harry Reid, liberals
September 16th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
I wonder if Reid sleeps at night dreams of making out with Coons and the wakes to Coons licking his mouth?
September 16th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Is “pet” a euphemism for beeyotch?
September 16th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Yes… I’m certain that that is exactly what happens, Bantha_Fodder…
September 16th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Imagine Coons getting elected and Harry getting re-elected. In the middle of a heated debate Harry asks for a recess so he can take Coons for his walkies.
September 16th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
…He’s my Precious.
September 16th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
My Little Cooms comes with a full wardrobe, brushable hair, dollhouse. and is fully compatible with the Barbie Frank playset.
September 16th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
My pretty! My pretty!
September 16th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
* “He completes me.”
* “He is the wind beneath my wings.”
September 16th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
* “I want to kill him and skin him so I can wear him and never forget him.”
* “He is so much more like a human instead of the lobster that he is. I want to boil him alive to see if he screams.”
* “I once gave him a pig’s ear and he ate it without hesitation.”
* “Nancy often asks if her ‘Darling Christopher’ can stay at her house for a sleepover with Nancy and Nancy’s cats.”
* “Karl Rove apparently loves him.”
* “He still tries to sleep next to me in my bed, but I am hopeful he is moving past that stage.”
* “I have to cut off the crust on his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This is quite annoying.”
* “He refused to socialize with children his age or with Alan Grayson, so I am forced to leave him at the kennel when I leave town.”
September 16th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
I hope he does lick his face. Dogs do this to invoke the gag reflex, providing the licker with a free lunch. I would like to see that.
September 16th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
I’m experiencing the gag reflex myself.
September 16th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
He and Al Franken keep fighting over my slippers.
January 1st, 2011 at 6:03 pm
Great point of view. Keep it up. Cheers