Frank Riddles
HIGH PRAISE for the last riddle goes to Me. No, not me, Me. I mean, the commenter who first put the answer down was Me. But not me me. The guy’s name is Me… but not my name.
Whatever.
Anyway, here is a new riddle. I think it’s an easy one. But what would I know; I don’t solve ‘em, I just make ‘em.
I’m always up partying
When I should be lying down.
People don’t like that,
Yet almost all join in.
Still, I only care about those who are different,
And will seek them out while there is a thought left in my head.
The first person to put the correct answer in the comments wins… hmm… what do I have as a prize…
Oh yeah!
HIGH PRAISE!
Come get that praise your parents never gave you!
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November 17th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
I don’t have a clue, but I feel obliged to make a wild guess…
What is a pinata?
November 17th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
zombies!
November 17th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
XRay Machines at the Airport!
November 17th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Soon-to-be-former Senator Christopher Dodd (D-third stool from the end of the bar)?
November 17th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Well, it was my ex-wives up until that “thought left in my head” part, but that eliminated all of them.
November 17th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
All those dead Chicago voters that supported 0bambi in 2008.
November 17th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
An alarm clock?
November 17th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Liberals !!!!!
November 17th, 2010 at 4:01 pm
ooobama
November 17th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Not another damn riddle! OK, I’ll give it a shot: Oprah!
November 17th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
I’m thinking it’s one of those kids Bozo the clown punching bags I’m always tripping over at 3:30 in the morning.
November 17th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
A Dog
November 17th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Uh
Umm
Communists?
November 17th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
A cat.
Everything is always about cats.
November 17th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
An IPad.
November 17th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Frank Riddles.
November 17th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Charlie Sheen
November 17th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
A baby.
November 17th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Kay, I got it now…
Buttercup.
Or, well, any baby, for that matter.
November 17th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
sarahk, if you weren’t Buttercup’s mommy, I’d be real mad at you right now. ONE MINUTE! ARGGHH!!!
November 17th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
@14, I love cats, especially with hot and sour sauce.
November 17th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
November 17th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
@ Marko – Irish coffee from Starbucks?
November 17th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
plentyobailouts – so you’ve given up loving sheep, huh?
November 17th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
It’s not the baby.
It’s the “turkey baster” that was used to make the baby. (Hey, it’s a PG-13 blog, I had to use a euphemism!)
November 17th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
“…land of praties…” Marko??
Sounds like Massachusetts. Or California. I’m stumped.
November 17th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Idaho. Praties = potatoes.
November 17th, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Internet Trolls.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:13 am
Marko, the land of potato’s is Ireland. You don’t even know your own riddle’s.
Black, with a strange image in the middle. Any of those fru fru coffees with the designs. Hundreds want me is the irish coffee you obviously can’t get at Starbuck’s as achohol is not allowed.
You just need to go ahead and heap on the high praise to me on this one.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:04 am
Joe – Definition of an Irish Queer? An Irishman that loves his woman more than his Whiskey!
November 18th, 2010 at 8:14 am
Marko: The IMAO logo splash at the top of the page?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:45 am
Most of the potatoes I buy are from Idaho! Joe, you’re so confident, but your confidence is misplaced! Come on out of that Republican ditch, son, and get some slurpees.
Arkady, you were closest of all. The answer, of course, is the IMAO Nuke The Moon t-shirt.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:16 am
@ussJimmycarter – That sound about right for the Irish people I know.
@Marko – Okay, I would have never got there as I was under the belief that the nuke the moon t-shirt was just a mythical thing. I didn’t realize it actually existed at one point.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:48 am
Zombies
November 18th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Joe Biden.
November 18th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
ussjimmycarter- You know, I knew a couple of Irish gentlemen as you mention; Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.
November 18th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Hey, how about “a Blogger”?
November 19th, 2010 at 1:23 am
The answer is 42.