HIGH PRAISE for the last riddle goes to Me. No, not me, Me. I mean, the commenter who first put the answer down was Me. But not me me. The guy’s name is Me… but not my name.
Whatever.
Anyway, here is a new riddle. I think it’s an easy one. But what would I know; I don’t solve ’em, I just make ’em.
I’m always up partying
When I should be lying down.
People don’t like that,
Yet almost all join in.
Still, I only care about those who are different,
And will seek them out while there is a thought left in my head.
The first person to put the correct answer in the comments wins… hmm… what do I have as a prize…
Oh yeah!
HIGH PRAISE!
Come get that praise your parents never gave you!
I don’t have a clue, but I feel obliged to make a wild guess…
What is a pinata?
zombies!
XRay Machines at the Airport!
Soon-to-be-former Senator Christopher Dodd (D-third stool from the end of the bar)?
Well, it was my ex-wives up until that “thought left in my head” part, but that eliminated all of them.
All those dead Chicago voters that supported 0bambi in 2008.
An alarm clock?
Liberals !!!!!
ooobama
Not another damn riddle! OK, I’ll give it a shot: Oprah!
I’m thinking it’s one of those kids Bozo the clown punching bags I’m always tripping over at 3:30 in the morning.
A Dog
Uh
Umm
Communists?
A cat.
Everything is always about cats.
An IPad.
Frank Riddles.
Charlie Sheen
A baby.
Kay, I got it now…
Buttercup.
Or, well, any baby, for that matter.
sarahk, if you weren’t Buttercup’s mommy, I’d be real mad at you right now. ONE MINUTE! ARGGHH!!!
@14, I love cats, especially with hot and sour sauce.
@ Marko – Irish coffee from Starbucks?
plentyobailouts – so you’ve given up loving sheep, huh?
It’s not the baby.
It’s the “turkey baster” that was used to make the baby. (Hey, it’s a PG-13 blog, I had to use a euphemism!)
“…land of praties…” Marko??
Sounds like Massachusetts. Or California. I’m stumped.
Idaho. Praties = potatoes.
Internet Trolls.
Marko, the land of potato’s is Ireland. You don’t even know your own riddle’s.
Black, with a strange image in the middle. Any of those fru fru coffees with the designs. Hundreds want me is the irish coffee you obviously can’t get at Starbuck’s as achohol is not allowed.
You just need to go ahead and heap on the high praise to me on this one.
Joe – Definition of an Irish Queer? An Irishman that loves his woman more than his Whiskey!
Marko: The IMAO logo splash at the top of the page?
Most of the potatoes I buy are from Idaho! Joe, you’re so confident, but your confidence is misplaced! Come on out of that Republican ditch, son, and get some slurpees.
Arkady, you were closest of all. The answer, of course, is the IMAO Nuke The Moon t-shirt.
@ussJimmycarter – That sound about right for the Irish people I know.
@Marko – Okay, I would have never got there as I was under the belief that the nuke the moon t-shirt was just a mythical thing. I didn’t realize it actually existed at one point.
Zombies
Joe Biden.
ussjimmycarter- You know, I knew a couple of Irish gentlemen as you mention; Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.
Hey, how about “a Blogger”?
The answer is 42.