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GM’s rolling out a new electric car…

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  1. which solves the battery life problem, and comes with a 5 mile extension cord, and additional cords are available for a fee, on back order. Only warrantied if you return home the exact same way you left.

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  2. Unfortunately, due to the impending budget sequestration, The U.S. Coast Guard will only be ordering 4,000 of them.

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  3. GM’s rolling out a new electric car…and it has a ninrty-foot Lightning Rod for refueling. It can only travel across country during a hurricane.

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  4. Runs on AA batteries! Only 1 foot long! Get one for your kids for Christmas (remote control sold separately).

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  5. It is made of material that, when it bursts into flames, only gives off half of the green house gas of a Chevy Volt.

    Comes with new options such as an on-board fire suppression system.

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  6. … instead of having it’s power output measured in horse power, It will be measured in the more eco friendly hamster power.
    … Which employs Dyson Ball technology to allow it to suck more than the Volt
    … Available in economy, coupe, and skateboard

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  7. …your miles per ton of coal burned to charge the battery may vary.

    …the low rider version has the Obama Jesus statue and NaggingWookie alarm whether you want them or not.

    …it only comes with an automatic transmission but every time you make a left turn Chris Matthews gets asked if that’s a gear shift in his pocket or is he just glad to see your new car.

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  8. GM’s rolling out a new electric car…but 17.5 percent of it doesn’t do anything but bitch about how bad management is, moan about how “those damn Japs ruined the American auto industry,” and remind the driver that it gets a 15-minute coffee break every hour.

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