Straight Line of the Day: A Democrat Started Speaking Spanish on the Senate Floor. He Said…

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A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

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  1. A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …something of grave importance and rare beauty. Too bad no one understood him.

    …The hedges are done, should I mow the back lawn now?

    …”we must raise…”, Then someone shot him.

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  2. A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …I soy del gobierno y yo estoy aquí para ayudar.

    …Me dan Amnistía y Dame salud gratis!

    …many things that all boiled down to “Vote for me and you get everything free!”

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  3. …Vote for Pedro!

    …since no one listens to me in English, I may as well practice from my Rosetta Stone CDs

    …Viva Le France!. He was then taken to Johns Hopkins and given an MRI

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  4. A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …SUCKERS!

    … I like to be in America
    Okay by me in America
    Everything free in America

    …after the next 15 million, that’s it. We are done. No more.

    …”You ever noticed how you let a Mexican into your house just because he’s got gardening tools? No questions asked, you just let him right in. Could have a chainsaw, you know, a machete… “

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  5. A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said, in a loud, slow voice: “Send-o us your poor-o, and we will give them welfare-o.”

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said, “como un burro,” when asked to describe Hillary Clinton’s face.

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  6. I pledge allegiance;
    to welfare bums;
    who come to our country illegally;
    and to unwed whores;
    who need free contraception;
    one godless nation;
    with free food and free phones for all (except for the evil rich).

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  7. A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …We will take Mexicans, Hondurans, Guatemalans, Costa Ricans, Nicaraugans, Panamanians, Columbians, Equadorians, Peruvians, and Bolivians…But no Irish!

    …”say hello to my 15 million little friends!”

    …you might think it’s a bad thing we are letting in 15 million hispanics but do we get any thanks for keeping out Menudo?

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  8. … “The intelligence community assures me that ‘Para bailar la Bamba se necessita una poca de gracia,’ which I think puts the investigation of the Marathon Bamba to rest.”

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  9. A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …Todo el mundo Wang Chung!

    …Todos los Federales dicen “we pudo haberlo cualquier día. ” sólo lo dejó ir. Supongo que de bondad.

    …Ahora que fueron están dando le recuerda el don de la ciudadanía americana, estancia fuera mi césped, a menos que usted está cortando.

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  10. this is not a response, but an observation: the servers at translate.google.com have just creamed themselves at the mass of useful data they have just provided the nsa with.

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  11. Face it, the slime and filth in the Senate today has reduced this to a job Americans just won’t do any more.

    OK, it’s a deal, the new New Mexico is everything below Canada that the Muslims don’t claim.

    Hey there Michelle, glad you ain’t down at the border. The Rear Grande would take forever to cross.

    Ha Ha Ha America, at least the Indians got some beads for Manhattan.

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  12. Hope and Change will never beat a sturdy ladder and a leaf blower when it comes to redistributing wealth.

    I, Tim Kaine, am like a jalapeno enema when it comes to being a pain in the butt. Your butt, because my head would get burned if it was my butt.

    (Oh caca tamales, Bat Gringo, Kaine is from my state. Whatever that fruitcake said, I think he is more of a pig than I thought he was yesterday. It wouldn’t shock me if he had renounced his citizenship as he seems to have turned his back on all the American values he pretends to have held in high regard in his past.)

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  14. Buenas Me ha gustado bastante tu entrada así que pense en dejarte un saludo. He tomado tu rss para no perderme tus articulos. Abrazos desde Guatemala

    [Ironically, this spam answers the question more rationally than most Democrats would – I’m gonna let it stay -Harvey]

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