Straight Line of the Day: A Democrat Started Speaking Spanish on the Senate Floor. He Said…

Posted on June 14, 2013 12:00 pm

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A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

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65 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: A Democrat Started Speaking Spanish on the Senate Floor. He Said…”

  1. Apostic says:

    “Yo Quiero Taco Bell!” (Oh, calm down. A catchphrase is a catchphrase.)

  2. rodney dill says:

    …with his hand over his heart “♬ Jose…. can you si? ♬”

    …all your base are belong to us.

    …”That Anthony Weiner is really El Chorizo Grande.”

  3. Jimmy says:

    …blah blah blah.

  4. rodney dill says:

    “Wah Sappening”

  5. rodney dill says:

    “….nobody expects the Spanish Inqusition…”

  6. rodney dill says:

    …that he was addressing the janitorial and lawn maintenance staff.

  7. Apostic says:

    “Usted dios malditos putos ladrones! Ustedes verdaderamente libertarios son la escoria de la tierra!”

  8. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    “…Gringo pendejos…we don’ need no steeenkin’ badges!”

  9. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …some foreign sh!t.

  10. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …something of grave importance and rare beauty. Too bad no one understood him.

    …The hedges are done, should I mow the back lawn now?

    …”we must raise…”, Then someone shot him.

  11. Mrs. Campbell says:

    “Por La Raza todo, Fuera de La Raza nada” and received applause from the lilly white democrats trying to asuage their guilt.

    that he wanted a salad instead of rice and beans, and salsa on the side.

  12. Apostic says:

    …that Xavier Cugat was more macho than Ricardo Montalbán (’cause Cugat was the one that landed Charo).

  13. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …I soy del gobierno y yo estoy aquí para ayudar.

    …Me dan Amnistía y Dame salud gratis!

    …many things that all boiled down to “Vote for me and you get everything free!”

  14. walruskkkch says:

    @12 KAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

  15. Conservatarian says:

    …viva la Mexico.

  16. Conservatarian says:

    …I’m Slowpoke Rodriguez, and I want to confiscate your six-gun.

  17. a guy named Rob says:

    …Vote for Pedro!

    …since no one listens to me in English, I may as well practice from my Rosetta Stone CDs

    …Viva Le France!. He was then taken to Johns Hopkins and given an MRI

  18. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …SUCKERS!

    … I like to be in America
    Okay by me in America
    Everything free in America

    …after the next 15 million, that’s it. We are done. No more.

    …”You ever noticed how you let a Mexican into your house just because he’s got gardening tools? No questions asked, you just let him right in. Could have a chainsaw, you know, a machete… “

  19. Oppo says:

    … Mi Casa es Su Casa. Mi Senado, too.

  20. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …remember, we are letting in MexiCANS not any MexiCANTS!

  21. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …will the last Mexican actually in Mexico please turn off the lights.

  22. Oppo says:

    … “¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡EPA! ¡EPA!” (He’s very pro-EPA)

  23. JAGernaut says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said, in a loud, slow voice: “Send-o us your poor-o, and we will give them welfare-o.”

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said, “como un burro,” when asked to describe Hillary Clinton’s face.

  24. Conservatarian says:

    I pledge allegiance;
    to welfare bums;
    who come to our country illegally;
    and to unwed whores;
    who need free contraception;
    one godless nation;
    with free food and free phones for all (except for the evil rich).

  25. Sharky says:

    “Disculpe, senador, ¿podrías mover los pies para que pueda barrer debajo de ellos?”, or “Excuse me, Senator, would you move your feet so I could sweep under them?”

  26. Oppo says:

    … “Viva la Revlon Lotion.” He’s not very good at this.

  27. Apostic says:

    Conservatarian says:
    June 14th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
    …I’m Slowpoke Rodriguez, and I want to confiscate your six-gun.

    And that’s how it is that he pack a gun.

  28. Oppo says:

    … Hey! “Pander” is the same word in English and Spanish. How ’bout that?

  29. Matt Musson says:

    donde esta al bano?

    Cervesas por todo las!

  30. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …We will take Mexicans, Hondurans, Guatemalans, Costa Ricans, Nicaraugans, Panamanians, Columbians, Equadorians, Peruvians, and Bolivians…But no Irish!

    …”say hello to my 15 million little friends!”

    …you might think it’s a bad thing we are letting in 15 million hispanics but do we get any thanks for keeping out Menudo?

  31. FredKey says:

    …”I’m a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout.”

    (Joe Biden’s translator has a vicious sense of humor)

  32. TheHat says:

    and he said: “I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line.”

  33. jw says:

    …how the hell would i know? i don’t speak spanish!

  34. Oppo says:

    … “Let’s get Leon Piñata up here to testify about Benghazi.”

  35. Oppo says:

    … “The intelligence community assures me that ‘Para bailar la Bamba se necessita una poca de gracia,’ which I think puts the investigation of the Marathon Bamba to rest.”

  36. Went West says:

    …”Please excuse me, I am from Barcelona”.

  37. Went West says:

    …”I learn English from a book.”

  38. Oppo says:

    … “I’d like to discuss Chile con Carney.”

  39. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …”Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas. ¿Quieres volver a mi lugar y animoso animosos?”

  40. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …”Las cucarachas entran, pero no pueden salir.”

  41. plentyobailouts says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish mexican on the Senate senate floor. He said…gibberish, just as if he were speaking democrat in English.

    FIFY

    Grammar hammer!

  42. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …Todo el mundo Wang Chung!

    …Todos los Federales dicen “we pudo haberlo cualquier día. ” sólo lo dejó ir. Supongo que de bondad.

    …Ahora que fueron están dando le recuerda el don de la ciudadanía americana, estancia fuera mi césped, a menos que usted está cortando.

  43. archangel says:

    …that he doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does – it’s Dos Equis.

  44. archangel says:

    presione ‘uno’ para Inglés (press ‘one’ for English)

  45. frogmouth says:

    Happy Cinco de Quatro!

  46. archangel says:

    this is not a response, but an observation: the servers at translate.google.com have just creamed themselves at the mass of useful data they have just provided the nsa with.

  47. CLIFF says:

    PINCHE RICIN!

  48. DamnCat says:

    “Borders? We don’t need no stinking borders!”

  49. Dohtimes says:

    Face it, the slime and filth in the Senate today has reduced this to a job Americans just won’t do any more.

    OK, it’s a deal, the new New Mexico is everything below Canada that the Muslims don’t claim.

    Hey there Michelle, glad you ain’t down at the border. The Rear Grande would take forever to cross.

    Ha Ha Ha America, at least the Indians got some beads for Manhattan.

  50. Dohtimes says:

    Hope and Change will never beat a sturdy ladder and a leaf blower when it comes to redistributing wealth.

    I, Tim Kaine, am like a jalapeno enema when it comes to being a pain in the butt. Your butt, because my head would get burned if it was my butt.

    (Oh caca tamales, Bat Gringo, Kaine is from my state. Whatever that fruitcake said, I think he is more of a pig than I thought he was yesterday. It wouldn’t shock me if he had renounced his citizenship as he seems to have turned his back on all the American values he pretends to have held in high regard in his past.)

  51. Jeff in South Dakota says:

    Ay, ay, ay, ay! oh, I am dee Frito Bandito. I like Frito’s Corn Chips. I love them, I do. I want Frito’s corn chips. I’ll take them, from you.

  52. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …we are all French now.

  53. tanstaafl says:

    nothing of any consequence

  54. FormerHostage says:

    “¡Feliz Quantro de Mayo!”

  55. FormerHostage says:

    “Yo soy Batman”

  56. Bob B says:

    …I’m not sure whether this is condescension or capitulation, but “Si, se puede”

  57. Michel says:

    “My hovercraft is full of eels.”

  58. Michel says:

    Mi aerodeslizador está llena de anguilas.

  59. James says:

    “Yo Quiero Obamacare”

  60. tanstaafl says:

    klaatu barada nicto

  61. walruskkkch says:

    A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…

    …”We shall give you Detroit, show us the paradise you can make of it.”

  62. arik says:

    …”Soy Un Perdedor! ♪♫”

  63. Writer says:

    “The Frito Bandito you must not offend. Therefore we must give them free Citizenship NOW.

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  65. Breard says:

    Buenas Me ha gustado bastante tu entrada así que pense en dejarte un saludo. He tomado tu rss para no perderme tus articulos. Abrazos desde Guatemala

    [Ironically, this spam answers the question more rationally than most Democrats would - I'm gonna let it stay -Harvey]

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