Considering who’s giving the endorsement on this, I think I’d feel safer taking hydration advice from Bear Grylls:
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By the way Michelle, you need to scratch that “Drink Up” slogan. Duff Beer beat you to it.
Exit question: Does Barack think he can wield supreme executive power just because this watery tart threw a sword at him?
[See Also: Frank's take on this farcical aquatic ceremony]
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“… and ladies, I’ve been breathing my whole life, and now I’m married to the President of the United States! True story!”
UPDATE: Bacon to Les of Nuking Politics for pointing out in the comments that the first video had been pulled due to an account termination. I found another version & fixed it.