Straight Line of the Day: Bing Has Revealed That the Top Internet Search Trend for 2013 Is…

Posted on December 3, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…

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59 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Bing Has Revealed That the Top Internet Search Trend for 2013 Is…”

  1. Bob B says:

    …Bing!

  2. Fred Key says:

    why dont obamma gimme heasllth stuff fior free sinc i voted 4 him like 18 times

  3. rodney dill says:

    turkey twerking

  4. Conservatarian says:

    …how to apply for illegal immigrant status.

  5. can of spam says:

    … “how do I get cookies from Anonymiss?”

  6. Oppo says:

    “What does ygdft!yltatsote!! mean?”

  7. can of spam says:

    … “how do I nuke the moon?”

  8. can of spam says:

    … “free healthcare”. (No results found.)

  9. Oppo says:

    “;dflkgjsdfgw]rl”

    [Cat ownership was up in 2013]

  10. Gary says:

    … going to be revealed later in the week by Google.

  11. Bob B says:

    …Iran, nukes, 2 million sunblock

  12. Jimmy says:

    …what does ’404′ mean?

  13. c64wood says:

    Which was better, Windows ME or Windows Vista

  14. walruskkkch says:

    Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…

    Who is Anonymiss and Cookies.

    Impeachment

    retiring overseas

  15. c64wood says:

    What does 404 mean?

  16. walruskkkch says:

    Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…

    When is judgement day?

  17. Jimmy says:

    …”Obamacare fines.”

  18. walruskkkch says:

    Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…

    How not to vote like an idiot 2014.

    Who will no longer be my Senator.

    Petard, hoisted on one’s own.

  19. Jimmy says:

    …”what does it mean, ‘exact change’?”

  20. walruskkkch says:

    Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…

    Cats followed by cats, cats and kittens.

  21. walruskkkch says:

    Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…

    Kate Upton nude

  22. can of spam says:

    @21: We’re not just talking about YOUR search history, you know.

  23. Gary says:

    … available as soon as the NSA finishes hogging all their database query time.

  24. Gary says:

    make that “going to be available as soon as the NSA…”

  25. can of spam says:

    … everything and everybody, courtesy of the NSA.

  26. Amer-I-Can says:

    …. “How to survive Obamacare” (Null Program)

  27. rodney dill says:

    ObungledCare

  28. rodney dill says:

    How to be a web site designer.

  29. Oppo says:

    “Hi!! my name is Joe Biden and this is my first tweet im new to twitter is anybody out there?”

  30. walruskkkch says:

    @22 I’m sorry, is there a Mrs Can who keeps your searches on the straight and narrow?

  31. Bob B says:

    …what ever happened to Anonymiss and her fabulous cookies?

  32. rodney dill says:

    Straight Line of the Day: Bing Has Revealed That the Top Internet Search Trend for 2013 Is… where the heck has Anonymiss gone? (though Bob B beat me to it)

  33. walruskkkch says:

    Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…

    Where is Hope?

  34. can of spam says:

    @30: Oh, I’ve been known to “google” eggs, hashbrowns, baked beans, and the like. But rumors that I scope out other breakfast meats are LIES, I tell you, scurrilous LIES!.

  35. DamnCat says:

    …”cat video” – same as every year.

  36. Steve H says:

    Am I correct in assuming Anonymiss is snowed in and no one has gone to the Great White North to rescue her? C’mon people – think of the cookies!!!

  37. can of spam says:

    … “where is the ANY key?”

  38. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . Harry Reid naked pictures little boys
    . . . website design tips
    . . . mayor Wiener

  39. Oppo says:

    need the area code for 867-5309

  40. Oppo says:

    1,001 ways it does still, at this point, make a difference

  41. walruskkkch says:

    Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…

    How to report a missing cookie baker.

  42. can of spam says:

    … “where can I find ammo?”

  43. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Bing Has Revealed That the Top Internet Search Trend for 2013 Is that nobody uses Bing.

  44. Jimmy says:

    …”Who is John Galt?”

  45. Jimmy says:

    …”and why isn’t he here kicking Obama’s aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.”

  46. gsmtiger says:

    how can I get exempted from Obamacare?

  47. Fred Key says:

    What’s in these Anonymiss cookies? I feel kind of wehiffaWEHIOYJU3RWDJKBNCV

  48. blarg says:

    election countdown timer

  49. Burt says:

    Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is ‘Chandler’…followed closely by ‘Crosby’

  50. Oppo says:

    mice on cardboard parachutes

    U.S. Drops 2,000 Mice on Guam — By Parachute — To Kill Snakes

    washintontimes.com | 12/3/13 | Douglas Ernst

    U.S. helicopters descended upon Guam on Sunday with cargo meant to kill, although this $8 million mission was unlike most others — 2,000 mice on cardboard parachutes were released into the forest surrounding Andersen Air Force Base as bait for brown tree snakes.

  51. walruskkkch says:

    @51

    Fighting rodents from the sky
    fearless mice who jump and die
    mice who mean just what they say
    the brave mice of the Green cheese Beret

  52. walruskkkch says:

    Might as well finish it.

    Fighting rodents from the sky
    fearless mice who jump and die
    mice who mean just what they say
    the brave mice of the Green cheese Beret

    Tiny wings upon their chest
    these are mice, Americas best
    one hundred Mice will test today but
    only three win the Green Cheese Beret
    trained to live off natures land
    trained in combat hand to hand
    mice who fight by night and day
    courage take from the Green Cheese Beret

    (Choris)
    Tiny wings upon their chest
    these are mice, Americas best
    one hundred mice will test today
    but only three win the Green Cheese Beret

    Back at home a young mole waits
    her Green Cheese Beret has his wake
    he has died to kill those snakes
    leaving her this last request
    put tiny wings on my bucks chest
    make him one of Americas best
    he’ll be a mouse they’ll test one day
    have him win the Green Cheese Beret

  53. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Joe Biden’s brain.

    …for democrats: A Clue.

  54. Oppo says:

    Thanks for the laughs, Walrus!

    You win the earworm fight — I am having trouble getting “Tiny wings upon their chest” out of my head.

  55. Dohtimes says:

    …what are those planet sized things orbiting Hillary Clinton’s head?

    …when does Einstein’s Theory of Michelletivity predict her ass will begin to reverse the expanding of the universe?

    …is Obamacare being filmed on the same back lot as the moon landing was?

    …will bollock minding continue to be the only qualification allowed to being president of the US?

  56. Oppo says:

    … will there be anyplace to get food when the fast-food workers strike on Thursday?

  57. RAML says:

    42 can of spam says:
    December 3rd, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    … “where can I find ammo?”

    http://ammoseek.com seems to be the best shot. They keep track of who’s got what for how much.

  58. Karen says:

    … recanting my vote.

    … How many days until 2016?

    … How do I preform a major surgery on myself?

    … Fleeing to Mexico…

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