There is nothing wrong with your health care. Do not attempt to adjust the payments. We are controlling the cost to you. If we wish to make it more expensive, we will bring up the price. If we wish to make it less intrusive, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the hospitals. We will control the costs. We can roll you for more money, make it costly. We can change the coverage to a soft bronze or sharpen it to crystal gold. For the rest of your life, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear about your medical care. We repeat: there was nothing wrong with your health care. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Outer Limits of Obama Care.
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