Politicians have learned that turning against guns harms them politically, so many former anti-gun nazis are pretending to like guns now. John Lott has a story about Ed Rendell, the Democratic guber candidate in Pennsylvania, that reminds us that, even though the anti-gun people act nice now, vomitous oil still oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-size brains which still fantasize about confiscating our guns. I’m not saying an anti-gunner can’t ever reform, I’m just saying that, like an ex-KKK member, they should prove themselves by acts outside of politics. So, if a former enemy of freedom starts talking how he likes hunters now, do listen politely, but keep your hand near your holster.
Better still, invite HCI Meat Puppet Rendell to participate in our next shooting of semi-automatic Barrett .50 BMG rifles… If he turns pale (which would be no mean feat, for him), you’d know that under those lace panties there’s still a pork chop.
Not that I would want anyone to infer from my remarks that Rendell is a cross-dressing pig, or anything like that.