Since we’re fingerprinting Saudis coming into our country, Saudi Arabia is now fingerprinting U.S. citizens coming into their country. Gawd, it’s like dealing with four-year-olds! Like our people are going to kill thousands of Saudis… well, unless, of course, they are ordered to by the U.S. military when we finally get tired of the Saudis’ idiocy.
Why do we even have to deal with those idiotic governments in the Middle East? They’re all illegitimate, and I’m tired of hearing about them. I’m going to demand my congressperson finally take care of them. You hear that, Weldon? You get a free pass this election, but all those governments better be gone in two years or you’re losing a vote.

Word up!
what the heck are you talking about?
that is, what are you talking about, anchor?