I haven’t said much about the Maryland sniper as I don’t find anything very funny about that situation (if you want someone who’ll push the limits of good taste, go to Amish Tech Support), but here’s something worth mentioning: it hasn’t caused a big push for new anti-gun legislation. It seems like the perfect event to cause anti-gun hysteria as there is a deranged madman who is going around shooting people. It’s the horrible tragedy that liberals have always warned would happen! Hey, maybe if we had laws to keep people from having rifles, he’d only be able to take out his anger on neighborhood cats! Let’s start taking away everyone’s guns now while they’re scared and not thinking critically! But no serious politician is making those arguments. Why? Because we’re winning, that’s why. An election is near, and the politicians are too scared of us to try and pass any more idiotic gun laws. Maybe it’s because of our powerful arguments or because of the vast gun lobby or because we all have lots of guns and ammo and know how to use them, but, whatever it is, politicians piss their pants at the thought of crossing us. Yeah, that’s right, us gun-nuts now own Congress! For our first trick, we made the liberals shut up; now, let’s make them dance! Dance, our monkeys, dance! Bwa ha ha ha!