WWWaylon from Spielmeck, Lintuvia asks:
If a vegan ate a double cheeseburger, would he or she die?
The best way to answer this question was to trick a vegan into eating a double-cheeseburger. I simply told one vegan that it was in fact a veggie burger with soy cheese. He expressed doubt, saying it looked too edible for that to be true, but I was able to convince him that it was a brand new product that used special soy and lentil mixtures to make a food-like substance that wasn’t disgusting. He fell for it, and chowed down the burger. No effects were immediately observed.
I then thought, perhaps knowledge of it being real meat would work as a catalyst. So I informed the vegan, “Hey, that was a real burger made with real cow and cheese from actual cow milk stolen from cows!”
He was horrified, and then blathered on and on about how horrible we are to animals and how much better it is to be a vegan and be one with nature. It got so annoying, I finally punched him, knocking two of his teeth out.
So, eating a double cheeseburger will not kill a vegan, but it will cause injury.
Tal from Chicago, IL asks:
I’m graduating from college in a few weeks and I don’t have a job. What should I do?
Not knowing your degree, it’s hard to say. I’d recommend back-up rap singer. All you do is say, “Yeah!” and “Uh-huh!” at appropriate intervals while someone else does all the complicated part of rapping. Sounds like little work, and you get all the hos you want.
Nathan Edmonton, Alberta writes:
It’s pretty cool that you are a Catholic (I think) engineer like me, but why did you pick the second-nerdiest discipline (electrical)? Everyone knows that civils are much cooler and get all the chicks.
Yes I am a Catholic, but I disagree with you on the discipline of electrical engineering. It’s so sweet. You see, I’m a digital engineer, and all I have to know is how to add the numbers 1 and 0 together and I get paid mad money. It’s so easy.
0 + 0 = 0
1 + 0 = 1
1 + 1 = …uh I guess I forgot that one. Well, I probably won’t need it on the next circuit I make.
Ah, who am I kidding? I just drink coffee most the day.
Finally, the question on everyone’s mind:
When will there be the continuation of In My World: Black Project Insano?
The continuation will be at the next regularly scheduled In My World™, which is Monday. So, will Buck be successful in his fight against the Lintuvians? What is Black Project Insano, and can anyone stop Condoleezza Rice from using it to take over the world? And can Ari keep everything hidden from the wily and sexy Fox News reporter? Find the answers to these questions and more plus a special guest appearance by Michael Moore on Monday.
Please keep the questions coming, <a href=”mailto:THISISSPAMTHISISSPAMace you’re from, I’ll randomly select one.
Michael Moore!!!! Unless he’s being strangled by Rummy and having his entrails set afire by Buck, I’m not terribly interested. Any “IMW” where Michael Moore does not go through extreme levels of pain is simply not up to standards Frank….. I’m sure you won’t dissapoint.
nooooooooooooo, you can’t leave us hangin’ like that about In My World! I can’t wait until Monday, I will get angry and turn into Rumsfeld and strangle people. Daaaaaaaahhhhhhh, it’s happening!! uuuuuuughhhh
Oo Oo Oo! Does Buck, Buck the Marine get to kill Michael Moore, temporarily designated a foreigner by POTUS for the purpose of this mission?
Pretty please?
i hate vegans, and mikey moore, they both really suck
Vegans are just bigots who care nothing for the pain and suffering of our bretheren in the plant world. As bigots, they are technically prohibited by hippy B.S.. Point them out as bigots to any Democrat or other whiney liberal when ever you have the chance. To make it clear what you’re doing, only refer to them only as bigots. Then go have a burger.
Is Buck taking donations? It might take a lot of ammo to off the Mikey.
“Everyone knows that civils are much cooler and get all the chicks.”
Everyone knows that Electricals and Mechanicals build weapons, computers and guidance systems. Civils only build targets.
Civils spend their lives scratching in the dirt, so them getting all the chicks is fitting. Real engineers don’t settle for chicks when there are women available.
“Everyone knows that Electricals and Mechanicals build weapons, computers and guidance systems. Civils only build targets.”
Awesome quote.
I could see a romance between the Fox News Reporter and Rumsfeld. “ooooh, I like it when you kill all those reporters,” The Fox News Reporter said. Rumsfeld goes, “Hey, do you want me to tell you my plan to kill all foreigners?” lololololololololololololol
Hey…I’m a vegan.
You hurt my feelings, you lout.
I am going to send that kick-ass engineer quote to my brother-in-law…he’s a civil.
I hate all liberal democrats and vegans with a passion. They should be roasted and put into a communal republican barbecue. I hate all potheads, fat shits who have bigger tits than my girfriend, Poor hicks who have sex with their mothers. TRAILER TRASH. I hate all dope dealing gay pedophiles. and gays in general. they should get trees put up their ass since most of them are environmentalists and they like things up their anus. By the way i hate f***ing pro environment people. Just for them, I’m gonna go burn a forest.