Thanks everyone for the links and attention today! And to think, I barely had to threaten you at all. A common question will be what will happen to those who didn’t link to me, and the answer is that they will slowly but surely be destroyed, starting with Instapundit who is quickly running out of time to appease me.
For everyone else, since I’ve now had a year to get used to this, expect even higher quality blogging this next year that makes that will make this first year look like utter crap. Thanks again to everyone for being my readers; your viewership is the main thing that keeps me going.
You know how I like to keep things brief, so congratulations, Frank.
I send my congratulations!
My Dad especially has enjoyed your Rummy press conferences and the other adventures of Bush &Co.
When are you going to write Rummy’s inaugural address? (when he’s elected President) With Chomps at his side?
Frank,
You may have gotten a comment from “BILL WHITTLE” but I got a fairly personal e-mail from Bill based on your link to “Trinity”.
An email from a comment, no less. Keep it up and SNL will find you.
CY
Bloggery
In honor of his first Blogiversary, Frank J. intends to make his first year look like utter crap. Well, congrats anyway, dude.
I almost linked to you…but lost track of time. Plus, I wonder if I shot my wad at blogging. sigh
Maybe I just need some encouragement.
I only linked to you because you still have that pet monkey Michele sent you.
Monkeys are funny.
Looks like Glenn Reynolds was unimpressed with your threats. You must now destroy him or it won’t be fair to those of us who DID link to you.
Congratulations… but I still didn’t link you.. actually, I got attacked at 11:54 PM by a wild roving band of ninjas and couldn’t get online fast enough to fufill my desire to link you at the last minute (which I planned to do). Those ninjas were scary and tough, but my anti-ninja spray in the garden and bushes took care of most of them, so I used my special anti-ninja toothpick sword on the last one.
By the time the vicious battle with the ninjas was up, I got the blue screen of death and several invalid page fault errors and ended up spending three hours retuning the PC.
Since I’m so scared, I’ll link you twice today!
The Wrath of Susie……
Okey dokey, payback time…..muh ha ha….. I am now going to ceremoniously de-link those offenders who did not link to Frank yesterday……. (Give me a minute…I can’t find that new mag-lite, and this bee-keepers’ helmet I got to ward off…
Jim,
There is too much wrath to direct towards Instapundit to worry about you.
It’s working! The first year looks like crap already!
(just kidding!)
I’m coming in a little late, but: happy blogiversary.
It’s a big deal. You’ve proved that your urge to write and share with the world is for real. You enjoy it, and we enjoy you, and you’ll probably keep going. I sure hope so, anyway. 😉
so I’m not worth your effort, eh?
I get it…. I’m just going to slink away in anominity.